Kefla
@Kefla@hexbear.net
Two lesbians in a trenchcoat
- Comment on Bee fly 23 hours ago:
i dream of a world so safe the bee does not need to tire herself out with flight. hundreds of bees just happily strolling along blob-no-thoughts
- Comment on Buzz off 1 week ago:
Wasps are great and I love them. They’re very pretty and tbh I have to imagine most people getting stung by them are complaining about a skill issue.
About a month ago a bunch of wasps built a nest right next to my gate where I leave and enter my yard every single day. Most of the time they completely ignore me. Every now and again one jumps off the nest and comes to investigate me. And then because I’m not an asshole and don’t strike first, it’s also not an asshole and returns to the nest after a couple seconds.
Leave them alone and they leave you alone, true of like 99% of the shit that’s on this planet.
- Comment on Flipper!! 2 weeks ago:
Behold: Potential Mammal!
- Comment on Shirley, you can't be serious 3 weeks ago:
Nothing indicated they were upset at all, this comes across as very rude and dismissive.
- Comment on Wowee 3 weeks ago:
As far as I’m aware, the “garbage island” is really more like a really super fucking polluted region where there’s tons of garbage, not like a specific amalgam of trash that actually stays dry on top or anything
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 4 weeks ago:
You should do all your chemistry in an unventilated garage like my hero NileRed
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 5 weeks ago:
As a theoretical physicist (my degree is theoretical) I think dark matter is trillions of little spacebugs scurrying all around the place
- Comment on Fingies 5 weeks ago:
Likely better for climbing stuff I suppose
- Comment on Happy Bday Atty 🎉 1 month ago:
smuglord Yeah, I’m a piece of shit. You can’t stop me. Owned. Yes, I exist outside of 9gag and the Youtube comments section.
- Comment on Cry cry cry 2 months ago:
I was having a conversation with my radlib friend earlier and he was telling me about this like "and they’re gonna make a moon base, it’s all so cool and exciting bloomer " and I simply could not hide my disdain for the idea that the US would ever do anything cool or exciting lmao
It felt like talking to one of those cultists who are like “you’d better get your affairs in order because next week Jesus is gonna be here!” Like yeah dude, I’m sure, let’s talk next month about how that went
- Comment on 👐 aliens. 3 months ago:
@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net Are you a Martian? You know you have to tell us if you are. The intergalactic courts don’t play around.
- Comment on YOLO 5 months ago:
intranasal cocaine administration
It always makes me smile seeing technical language used to describe ridiculous stuff. It’s almost comforting. Like, even if you snort a bunch of cocaine and then pour hydrofluoric acid in your ass, the medical system isn’t going to have any trouble describing or documenting it. They’ve seen worse.
- Comment on Latitudes 6 months ago:
Why would you spell it with a ph?
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 6 months ago:
You’ll take my boiling titanium from my extremely hot dead hands
- Comment on 'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment 7 months ago:
I feel crazy for even saying it, but yeah, that is exactly what it looks like to me. Like Twitch staff specifically wanted this to happen, as some sort of revenge against her for mistreating their fellow predators.
