Well I guess I’ll cancel mine then
YOLO
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Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
LynneOfFlowers@mander.xyz 5 hours ago
It’s not a party unless your doctor gets a whole paper out of it
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
“intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration” is such a hilariously sterile way to say it.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 48 minutes ago
I actually appreciated that they put in the “intranasal” because it would have made way more sense without it.
Mothra@mander.xyz 19 hours ago
Ok so being a chemistry ignorant as I am, I went to Wikipedia to read about this acid, thinking it was probably a very common household item sold under a different name or perhaps a very common drug with a different street name, you get it. But it’s not. It’s just some acid used in a variety of industry processes.
Why on earth would anyone, even on drugs, think an enema with acid is something they need to experience? I’ve never done cocaine and I’m also not into painful anal stuff so if you are into either and care to explain I’d really appreciate it.
SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
I’m into both and I still can’t explain what he was thinking.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 16 hours ago
Username checks out
Mothra@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
Thank you
rikudou@lemmings.world 14 hours ago
Well, some people should not do drugs. It can cause all kinds of conditions that you may have genetic predispositions for.
One notable case: drug-induced psychosis which causes (among others) delusions and severe confusion. Sounds like one might pour a deadly acid in their ass when delusional and severely confused.
lib1@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
Remember the scene in Breaking Bad where they dissolve a body in acid? It’s that one. Just in some dude’s butt
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
the person was also DRUNK and on cocaine.
rikudou@lemmings.world 14 hours ago
These two generally cancel each other out. Not perfectly, but a dose cocaine makes your drunkenness symptoms not as bad and vice-versa. So if you ever want to win a drinking competition, do a line of cocaine beforehand.
fullsquare@awful.systems 15 hours ago
it can be bought in italy as a cleaning agent without going through entire process as for reagents purchase iirc
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 18 hours ago
Maybe a bizarre suicide attempt by someone with some chemistry knowledge?
Bohurt@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
If someone had some knowledge of chemistry/biology they’d expect it to be agonising pain
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 hours ago
It’s one of the most scariest. Definitely don’t put it up your butt
thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
isn’t it “poppers?” a common party drug that it supposed to be left open in a room and passively inhaled?
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
No, poppers are various alkyl nitrites. Hydrofluoric acid is a different thing altogether. It has no psychoactive properties but will give you nasty chemical burns.
Bohurt@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
Nope, poppers is something tottaly different (amyl nitrite). It’s also not ass-friendly. AFAIK people inhale it directly from small bottles (cca. 10—20 ml).
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
That’s amyl nitrate. Hydrofluoric acid is stomach acid
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
HF is caustic, poppers use nitrate compounds.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Mirshe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The answer as to why is in the abstract: dude was flying on coke.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’ve done a whole 8-ball in one night. Coke doesn’t make you stupid or blow out your inhibitions. This guy was something special to begin with.
fartographer@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I was trying to poop and now I can’t. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.
human@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
sniff “Let’s do some acid”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
literally and up the butt.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Surprised he didn’t win a Darwin Award for this one!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
…DAMN!
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
I wonder was he ever able to get his ostomy reversed since they did just Hartmans, or did the acid also destroy all the anal muscles and all that, preventing it. Yeesh what an interesting and horrid way to fuck up your life
lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 hours ago
He was on his sigmoid grindset (I have no idea what sigmoid means)
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 hours ago
“like a sigma”, or in the shape of an S.
Sigmoids are also mathematical functions that, when graphed, look like an S
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Jeeesus they picked the most active possible in amazed they’re not just instant dead
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
if it was left untreated, the necrotic colon wouldve caused sepsis due to secondary bacterial infection.
edg@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
No fucking way
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 12 hours ago
I heard about boofing from.the Darwin Awards before, but that was for vodka and the guy did it died because of alcohol poisoning to earn it. This one seems to raised the bar and lived to tell the tale of acid boofing. Which makes me wonder how many interesting people we share this beautiful world…
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
In 1993 I went to a apprenticeship school for the union I belonged to. The very first class was alcohol and drug awareness taught by a eighty something ex alcoholic who told us about butt chugging. It was basically how to get drunk and hide it from others 101.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
“Ulcerated, necrotic and purulent” sounds like a sick metal song
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Among metal bands that I’ve known for a long time is the goregrind band Purulent Spermcanal. Who at different times did split releases with Pulmonary Fibrosis and with Vaginal Herpes.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I mean, do I need to make a “goregrind lyrics or medical journual” game?
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 15 hours ago
Necrotic puss ulcer…lovely
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This paper is apparently referenced in the Wikipedia page for HF: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#cite_ref-…
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Cases of intestinal damage from contact with hydrofluoric acid requiring surgical intervention are rare but known in medical literature
Kefla@hexbear.net 16 hours ago
intranasal cocaine administration
It always makes me smile seeing technical language used to describe ridiculous stuff. It’s almost comforting. Like, even if you snort a bunch of cocaine and then pour hydrofluoric acid in your ass, the medical system isn’t going to have any trouble describing or documenting it. They’ve seen worse.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Everyone knows you’re supposed to boof the cocaine and eat the acid. Amateur. /s
bebabalula@feddit.dk 16 hours ago
Jeez, I was sure this was AI, but sure enough it’s on pubmed pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8420252/
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
You’d be amazed of the things that butt doctors see.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 3 hours ago
But still… Hydroflouric acid is not something you just happen to come by on a bender. I would assume that if you had access to it you had some idea about what not to do with it - cocaine and fetishes notwithstanding
gndagreborn@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Even with the cocaine, the pain must have been INTENSE. can’t imagine there wasn’t at least some regret deep down.
lib1@hexbear.net 21 hours ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Who among Us hasn’t put a little acid in our butts
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Damn I need to improve my english vocab. I understood nothing from this.
themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
tbf this uses a lot of medical jargon that most people who aren’t doctors will never need. put simply, it’s a case of a man who put hydrochloric acid in his ass (owie)
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 hours ago
No, hydrofluoric.
Dicska@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I know it’s not that relevant, but isn’t hydrofluoric acid a different a much more reactive acid than hydrochloric acid?
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
That was the part I understood, it is the other one that I didn’t fully understand and I’m not sure if I want to.
Admetus@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
Heh, I think things would have been more significantly problematic if HCl was involved.
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Tldr; dont pour acid into your ass cause it’ll get wrecked
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
insert spongebob noted gif
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
And here I’m wondering what he used for the enema vessel. Hydrochloric acid absolutely wrecks plastic in no time at all, it does significant damage to metals fairly quickly as well. I’m going to assume it was glass.
Jarix@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Hollowed out parrafin wax candle? I think parrafin didn’t react with that solution iirc
Logh@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Eats glass too.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
Finally a worthy opponent for Mexican Chili.
altphoto@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
TidBit@mander.xyz 20 hours ago
Add it to the list of things that Honduran cat Trump pardoned did which impacted the US!
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Why why why why
marcos@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Well, and if you keep doing that sort of stuff, also shortly.
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
A WAT. Y THO