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hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The answer as to why is in the abstract: dude was flying on coke.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve done a whole 8-ball in one night. Coke doesn’t make you stupid or blow out your inhibitions. This guy was something special to begin with.
human@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
sniff “Let’s do some acid”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
literally and up the butt.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surprised he didn’t win a Darwin Award for this one!
edg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No fucking way
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration” is such a hilariously sterile way to say it.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I actually appreciated that they put in the “intranasal” because it would have made way more sense without it.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was trying to poop and now I can’t. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Jeeesus they picked the most active possible in amazed they’re not just instant dead
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
if it was left untreated, the necrotic colon wouldve caused sepsis due to secondary bacterial infection.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This paper is apparently referenced in the Wikipedia page for HF: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#cite_ref-…
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cases of intestinal damage from contact with hydrofluoric acid requiring surgical intervention are rare but known in medical literature
LynneOfFlowers@mander.xyz 1 month ago
It’s not a party unless your doctor gets a whole paper out of it
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
“Ulcerated, necrotic and purulent” sounds like a sick metal song
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Among metal bands that I’ve known for a long time is the goregrind band Purulent Spermcanal. Who at different times did split releases with Pulmonary Fibrosis and with Vaginal Herpes.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Necrotic puss ulcer…lovely
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, do I need to make a “goregrind lyrics or medical journual” game?
Kefla@hexbear.net 1 month ago
intranasal cocaine administration
It always makes me smile seeing technical language used to describe ridiculous stuff. It’s almost comforting. Like, even if you snort a bunch of cocaine and then pour hydrofluoric acid in your ass, the medical system isn’t going to have any trouble describing or documenting it. They’ve seen worse.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Everyone knows you’re supposed to boof the cocaine and eat the acid. Amateur. /s
lib1@hexbear.net 1 month ago
gndagreborn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even with the cocaine, the pain must have been INTENSE. can’t imagine there wasn’t at least some regret deep down.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Jeez, I was sure this was AI, but sure enough it’s on pubmed pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8420252/
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You’d be amazed of the things that butt doctors see.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 1 month ago
But still… Hydroflouric acid is not something you just happen to come by on a bender. I would assume that if you had access to it you had some idea about what not to do with it - cocaine and fetishes notwithstanding
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
For all you youngins out there: DO NOT PUT HYDROFLUORIC ACID IN YOUR BUSSY
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 month ago
I heard about boofing from.the Darwin Awards before, but that was for vodka and the guy did it died because of alcohol poisoning to earn it. This one seems to raised the bar and lived to tell the tale of acid boofing. Which makes me wonder how many interesting people we share this beautiful world…
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In 1993 I went to a apprenticeship school for the union I belonged to. The very first class was alcohol and drug awareness taught by a eighty something ex alcoholic who told us about butt chugging. It was basically how to get drunk and hide it from others 101.
lil_tank@hexbear.net 1 month ago
He was on his sigmoid grindset (I have no idea what sigmoid means)
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 month ago
“like a sigma”, or in the shape of an S.
Sigmoids are also mathematical functions that, when graphed, look like an S
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who among Us hasn’t put a little acid in our butts
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Finally a worthy opponent for Mexican Chili.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Damn I need to improve my english vocab. I understood nothing from this.
themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
tbf this uses a lot of medical jargon that most people who aren’t doctors will never need. put simply, it’s a case of a man who put hydrochloric acid in his ass (owie)
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
No, hydrofluoric.
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know it’s not that relevant, but isn’t hydrofluoric acid a different a much more reactive acid than hydrochloric acid?
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That was the part I understood, it is the other one that I didn’t fully understand and I’m not sure if I want to.
Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Heh, I think things would have been more significantly problematic if HCl was involved.
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tldr; dont pour acid into your ass cause it’ll get wrecked
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
insert spongebob noted gif
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dude did cocaine and then put the industrial fluid used to dissolve and mine metal ore in his butt and it melted his flesh inside his butt, yet he survived.
TidBit@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Add it to the list of things that Honduran cat Trump pardoned did which impacted the US!
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well I guess I’ll cancel mine then
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And here I’m wondering what he used for the enema vessel. Hydrochloric acid absolutely wrecks plastic in no time at all, it does significant damage to metals fairly quickly as well. I’m going to assume it was glass.
Logh@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Eats glass too.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hollowed out parrafin wax candle? I think parrafin didn’t react with that solution iirc
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 month ago
A WAT. Y THO
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In order to extract the various minerals, obviously.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cocaine.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, alright then.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why why why why
marcos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, and if you keep doing that sort of stuff, also shortly.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 month ago
What a terrible day to be literate.
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Ok so being a chemistry ignorant as I am, I went to Wikipedia to read about this acid, thinking it was probably a very common household item sold under a different name or perhaps a very common drug with a different street name, you get it. But it’s not. It’s just some acid used in a variety of industry processes.
Why on earth would anyone, even on drugs, think an enema with acid is something they need to experience? I’ve never done cocaine and I’m also not into painful anal stuff so if you are into either and care to explain I’d really appreciate it.
SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m into both and I still can’t explain what he was thinking.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Username checks out
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Thank you
rikudou@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Well, some people should not do drugs. It can cause all kinds of conditions that you may have genetic predispositions for.
One notable case: drug-induced psychosis which causes (among others) delusions and severe confusion. Sounds like one might pour a deadly acid in their ass when delusional and severely confused.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
the person was also DRUNK and on cocaine.
rikudou@lemmings.world 1 month ago
These two generally cancel each other out. Not perfectly, but a dose cocaine makes your drunkenness symptoms not as bad and vice-versa. So if you ever want to win a drinking competition, do a line of cocaine beforehand.
fullsquare@awful.systems 1 month ago
it can be bought in italy as a cleaning agent without going through entire process as for reagents purchase iirc
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 month ago
It can be bought in the US from hobby stores, it’s used to etch glass
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Maybe a bizarre suicide attempt by someone with some chemistry knowledge?
Bohurt@mander.xyz 1 month ago
If someone had some knowledge of chemistry/biology they’d expect it to be agonising pain
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 1 month ago
It’s one of the most scariest. Definitely don’t put it up your butt
thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
isn’t it “poppers?” a common party drug that it supposed to be left open in a room and passively inhaled?
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, poppers are various alkyl nitrites. Hydrofluoric acid is a different thing altogether. It has no psychoactive properties but will give you nasty chemical burns.
Bohurt@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Nope, poppers is something tottaly different (amyl nitrite). It’s also not ass-friendly. AFAIK people inhale it directly from small bottles (cca. 10—20 ml).
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s amyl nitrate. Hydrofluoric acid is stomach acid
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
HF is caustic, poppers use nitrate compounds.
lib1@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Remember the scene in Breaking Bad where they dissolve a body in acid? It’s that one. Just in some dude’s butt