What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”
Which are you?
Submitted 7 hours ago by Zomg@piefed.world to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
You may be based af
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Lemming
Steve@communick.news 7 hours ago
I eat corn in a rotating spiral. What does that make me?
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 6 hours ago
Junji Ito.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 7 hours ago
Slut gang slut gang
CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming “Ayayayaya, Zordon!”
Zomg@piefed.world 2 hours ago
Sounds like a type of corn bukkake, you’ve been sorted into the slut gang
ollie@pawb.social 5 hours ago
can someone PLEASE explain the lemmy lore im missing WHY IS IT ALL CORN
ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Because we just had beans. Soon we’ll have wizards pondering their orbs. It’s the beautiful cycle of Lemmy
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 hours ago
Is that Michael Buble?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Not sure, I haven’t met him yet
proudblond@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I found myself wondering if that was Michael Buble but I rather doubt he has a wrist tattoo? (Also seems too classy to eat corn that way, but who am I to judge?)
phar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Is that a white guy in a do rag
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 3 hours ago
Looks like a mesh baseball cap
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
My family can sell you a thousand of those chitnzy cob grabber things