Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread

• guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:

    Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…

        That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

        Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.

        Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving

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