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• zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

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  • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:

      Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s a movie quote

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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  yes well done

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