Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread

skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.

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  • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

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    • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:

        Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a movie quote

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes well done

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    judging from the downvotes, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bro I’ve made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim

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      • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  who said I was eating it? lol

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stapling it to trees?

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    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      putting them in clear glass jars for later use

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      • webp@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mold fetish

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      • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Frosted.

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• Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal

  I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat…and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself

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