Submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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fuck 'em both, at the very least…
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
If we’re comparing this tattoo to wardrobe choices, imagine you’re single and you show up to dates dressed in a t-shirt that says “I enjoyed it when my dog attacked my previous romantic partner” and the effect that might have on your whole vibe with the other person.
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dog’s won’t show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they’re uncomfortable.
Hi, dog speaker here
What’s up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It’s the 200 grams of meth
Idk man, it’s a dobie. They are strange creatures when they are happy and content. I love them but a mal mix is enough for me
Uh, this isn’t true. My dog literally smiles when she’s happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
And some breeds (like dobermans) do the stupid little smile when they’re happy, which includes showing their front teeth and usually a lot of wiggling. But I’ve never seen them doing it other than upright position, and I think they tend to squint their eyes too doing that, so whatever is going on the op picture does not look like that. But dogs showing teeth really has multiple meanings, the context and body language tell the rest
Well dog’s can (sort of) simile. But I agree, the way it shows teeth combined with the look of the eye … He’s not relaxed. He’s on edge or up to something, I’d be on my guard near him right now.
My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.
That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.
That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they’re 14 or so.
I have one piece of capital A art. It’s a watercolor of the Y in South lake Tahoe (you know the intersection) and it also looks like a dog living its best life. Some famous dude painted it for gran for saving his life. Now it’s mine!
If you don’t know the area, it just looks like splotches. Or a dog licking its balls. But if you know the area, those few streaks of ink evoke home.
Waitwaitwait…
Doggo has a sensitive nose. We know he had to notice a strong smell of another male and scent of sex on the ex.
Now, there is a really, really small, almost nonexistant chance that the doggo connected the dots and assumed she betrayed the pack.
And sure, chance is really low…but I also don’t see a lot of claims to similiar story and if something has extremely chance of happening, it still may happen. xD
More than likely the dog detected anxiety/hesitation/etc, saw that as prey/weak pack behavior and attacked.
Yay for violent animals!
I don’t condone, but I understand.
Everything about this is trashier than your average junkyard.
Gross.
Well I wonder why he got cheated on lmfao
Ikr
It’s like he’s a store that exclusively sells red flags.
This reads to me as shitting equally on both of them.
For what’s it’s worth, the close friend would be dead to me whereas the ex is just an ex?
They’re a tattoo now.
Every time I am betrayed I get another tattoo
Their souls scream to be free of my flesh prison. MORE. SOULS.
This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can’t get laid because of his “I assault women” tattoo.
The person in the relationship is the one with the responsibility not to cheat, they are objectively the worse person. If my partner is willing to cheat on me my friends might as well hit it because I’m not interested in continuing that relationship after that point anyway.
If that happened to me, I’d be dropping both those relationships - I also expect my platonic friends not to fuck me over
My friend group recently excised someone because he was hard core planning on cheating on his soon to be wife… They weren’t married yet, he wanted to end the relationship bud didn’t wanna be single. So he was just planning on cheating and how exactly to do it.
We decided to cut him out of the group, because most of us have the opinion “if you’re willing to fuck over your supposed partner, you’re definitely willing to fuck over a friend”. Add on top of that a ton of unremorseful misogyny.
If it’s not your friend it’ll be someone else eventually. Might as well get it over with sooner.
Aren’t your friends expected to avoid hurting you also?
If my partner is willing to cheat they are the one hurting me. If it’s not with my friend it’d be with someone else eventually but i guess it depends on how they handle it. If my friend tells me immediately then I’m not going to care because that allows me to not waste any more time with the cheater. They’re doing me a favor by exposing them as the trash they are sooner rather than later. Might as well get laid for their trouble. If they go behind my back for weeks thus causing me to waste time and energy on a cheater then I’d be pissed.
I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?
If they spent a lot of life together, it may not be an option to just forget. Move on, yes, but not forget. Having a tatoo imprinting 24/7 the one funny part of the story may force your brain to let go faster.
Why not just get a tattoo off the dog then?
Maybe he had his ex’s legs tattooed already?
Because it’s always the woman who is blamed either way
What?
Weather the woman is the one cheating or the one someone is cheating with, many people blame her.
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
I suppose that makes sense if your interpretation of “bros before hoes” is simply “men are to be preferred above women in any circumstance.” but if you consider that “bros before hoes” is actually supposed to mean “loyalty to your friends is more important than the arbitrary pursuit of fleeting sexual pleasure,” that’s actually a condemnation of the friend for doing the exact opposite as efficiently as possible
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don’t support taking your bros hoes.
Dude my sister from another mister Shania (real name idgaf) was one of the bros before I was one of the bros. And we’re not talking trans anything, my bros are very anticonformist.
least crazed monogamous person
The straights are not okay
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you’ll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO
Omg, that dog is gonna get overweight from all the chimkem nuggers. Goodest boi.
My dad believes our old family dog hated my mom because she could smell other men on her.
This dog is a Mario chain chomp
I got the shotgun, should I put down both of them or just the human?
They are both humans. Quite rude to imply either the friend or the ex aren’t.
I’m sure he doesn’t like his friend either
Couldn’t she require the dog to get executed if she’s a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.
Did you let the dog keep the bone?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
That close friend did him a favor exposing she was going to cheat anyway. Close friend should be there grinning with the dog
“I did this for you, bro! And I’d do it again in a heartbeat!”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I expect the “close friend” is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I have two friends who first met because one was this girl’s “platonic cuddle buddy” and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a “full” relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both “dumped” her and became friends.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Was her name Krista because I have lived a life
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hug
manuremy@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yeah, if someone is willing to cheat, they will cheat with just anyone. And all the best to you!