Patrikvo
@Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
- Comment on European Commission rejects new laws for Stop Destroying Videogames 3 days ago:
o it sound to me like the EC says: " Well these sellers said fuck you up front so they’re immune to any responsibility"
Upfront? As in the UELA you get to read after opening the box, at which point you can’t return the game anymore?
- Comment on battlecheat 3 days ago:
Look at this amateur, not even psychologically analysing his opponents during a board game. Probably doesn’t even keep a secret record on his oppents either.
- Comment on The ride of a lifetime 2 weeks ago:
but I don’t have to deal with customers. And I can eat the product.
You could have eaten the customer too, but you would have needed to wait until he paid the bill.
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, she really shouldn’t have listen to the snake. Women could have been giving birth like a giraffe: Just standing there, muching on a snack while the baby just falls out.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 2 weeks ago:
They are both humans. Quite rude to imply either the friend or the ex aren’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
How does one theoretically get access to the NSA’s databases? Asking for a friend.
Oh, just go to www.nsa.gov and login as admin (username admin, passward admin123), then click op “secret database”. Select “I’m not a foreign spy, pinky swear” and click op “ok”
But not that you’ll find much there, since they started using vibe coding it only contains several recepies for pasta.
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 3 weeks ago:
People who should be removed from polite society and left on an island far far away.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 4 weeks ago:
People who didn’t mind to pay alot of money bought the PS5 at launch. Those who didn’t buy it then, were waiting for the price to drop. Increasing it now is not going to get them much sales.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
This meant sitting with users and watching them use the software.
How did you manage not to strangle anyone, nor jump out of the window?
- Comment on Just say no 5 weeks ago:
So you’re a consultant?
- Comment on Immaculate 1 month ago:
Counter argument. I’ve slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she’s not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.
- Comment on Engineering Marvels 1 month ago:
People can be so dramatic. We’ve flown aircraft for nearly a century and in all that time, not one, ever got stuck in the sky. Every single one of them landed. That’s an 100% succes rate!
I get, people are scared about crashes, but we have plenty of examples where the aircraft hit the ground at a very high speed and not a single passager complained afterwards. Again reaching 100% custumer statisfaction at even the worst landings.
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 1 month ago:
Got it. Make Ohio even worse and we’ll have FTL engines by the end of the week.
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 1 month ago:
That’s good for you, but I still live in fear for the day Netflix figures out I never rewinded any of the movies or series I watched.
- Comment on It's already running 2 months ago:
Yeah, but no free ones.
- Comment on America 2 months ago:
I still can’t understand that the one thing the entire world agreed upon is DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. I mean, there was someone or a group of people, with the skills to convince ever country on their point of view and they spend their expertise on this? Not on world peace or human rights or anything that would lift our species up? Seriously, why?
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 months ago:
For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 3 months ago:
You’re right, each time I’m stuck in traffic I realise that if all those other people would have taken the bus, I would have allready been at my destination.
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
Hmm, I doublechecked your math and you’re right! Write the paper and I cosign! This is going to change the world!
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
It used to be 69 and photoshop, now it’s 6 7 and AI. Guess now we’re the elders telling tales from yore.
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
67 is masturbating with a hoe. (the actual garden tool)
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
Are falling for that hoax? Woodstock was staged! And I even have proof of that: Image
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
I’m giving you 6 downvotes and 7 upvotes.
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
Hands whiteboard
Go on.
- Comment on funny number 3 months ago:
You mean… we finaly have proof of time travelers?
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 3 months ago:
IMO People who are against cars should be advocating in support of real alternatives. Like well funded public transportation that working people can actually use and don’t make the commute twice as long.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 3 months ago:
Except then you’ll end up paying more for everything else too.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 3 months ago:
2 normal dimensions and one very very small one?
- Comment on Anon introduces himself 3 months ago:
I’m 44 and I used to hate those too. But there is one fun fact about these. If you go first, you can fill it in as you want and every one will follow your format. Quite funny once you notice this.
Anyway next time I have one of those, I’ll make sure to add “favorite dinosaur” to it.
