Patrikvo

@Patrikvo@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, each time I’m stuck in traffic I realise that if all those other people would have taken the bus, I would have allready been at my destination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, I doublechecked your math and you’re right! Write the paper and I cosign! This is going to change the world!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be 69 and photoshop, now it’s 6 7 and AI. Guess now we’re the elders telling tales from yore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  67 is masturbating with a hoe. (the actual garden tool)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are falling for that hoax? Woodstock was staged! And I even have proof of that: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m giving you 6 downvotes and 7 upvotes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hands whiteboard

  Go on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean… we finaly have proof of time travelers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO People who are against cars should be advocating in support of real alternatives. Like well funded public transportation that working people can actually use and don’t make the commute twice as long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except then you’ll end up paying more for everything else too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  2 normal dimensions and one very very small one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon introduces himself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 44 and I used to hate those too. But there is one fun fact about these. If you go first, you can fill it in as you want and every one will follow your format. Quite funny once you notice this.

  Anyway next time I have one of those, I’ll make sure to add “favorite dinosaur” to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose anyone here who believes in reincarnation is slightly worried now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What win condition? Once the brain defeats the last boss, it starts on all the WADs. You have any idea how many of these were created?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NO, put down the taser!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when we burned people at the stake? Whatever happened to that?

  Climate change and the rising cost of fuels is what happend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a clear correlation between the decline of tar-and-feathers and riding people out on a rail and the rise of terrible business practices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liminal Space⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Morphine is fine, but please do not put the brain into a robotic spider suit and especially do not add a machine gun to said robotic spider suit.