Patrikvo
@Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 3 days ago:
People who should be removed from polite society and left on an island far far away.
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 1 week ago:
People who didn’t mind to pay alot of money bought the PS5 at launch. Those who didn’t buy it then, were waiting for the price to drop. Increasing it now is not going to get them much sales.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
This meant sitting with users and watching them use the software.
How did you manage not to strangle anyone, nor jump out of the window?
- Comment on Just say no 2 weeks ago:
So you’re a consultant?
- Comment on Immaculate 3 weeks ago:
Counter argument. I’ve slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she’s not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.
- Comment on Engineering Marvels 3 weeks ago:
People can be so dramatic. We’ve flown aircraft for nearly a century and in all that time, not one, ever got stuck in the sky. Every single one of them landed. That’s an 100% succes rate!
I get, people are scared about crashes, but we have plenty of examples where the aircraft hit the ground at a very high speed and not a single passager complained afterwards. Again reaching 100% custumer statisfaction at even the worst landings.
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 3 weeks ago:
Got it. Make Ohio even worse and we’ll have FTL engines by the end of the week.
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 3 weeks ago:
That’s good for you, but I still live in fear for the day Netflix figures out I never rewinded any of the movies or series I watched.
- Comment on It's already running 1 month ago:
Yeah, but no free ones.
- Comment on America 1 month ago:
I still can’t understand that the one thing the entire world agreed upon is DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. I mean, there was someone or a group of people, with the skills to convince ever country on their point of view and they spend their expertise on this? Not on world peace or human rights or anything that would lift our species up? Seriously, why?
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 months ago:
For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 2 months ago:
You’re right, each time I’m stuck in traffic I realise that if all those other people would have taken the bus, I would have allready been at my destination.
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
Hmm, I doublechecked your math and you’re right! Write the paper and I cosign! This is going to change the world!
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
It used to be 69 and photoshop, now it’s 6 7 and AI. Guess now we’re the elders telling tales from yore.
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
67 is masturbating with a hoe. (the actual garden tool)
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
Are falling for that hoax? Woodstock was staged! And I even have proof of that: Image
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
I’m giving you 6 downvotes and 7 upvotes.
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
Hands whiteboard
Go on.
- Comment on funny number 2 months ago:
You mean… we finaly have proof of time travelers?
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 2 months ago:
IMO People who are against cars should be advocating in support of real alternatives. Like well funded public transportation that working people can actually use and don’t make the commute twice as long.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 2 months ago:
Except then you’ll end up paying more for everything else too.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 2 months ago:
2 normal dimensions and one very very small one?
- Comment on Anon introduces himself 2 months ago:
I’m 44 and I used to hate those too. But there is one fun fact about these. If you go first, you can fill it in as you want and every one will follow your format. Quite funny once you notice this.
Anyway next time I have one of those, I’ll make sure to add “favorite dinosaur” to it.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 2 months ago:
I suppose anyone here who believes in reincarnation is slightly worried now.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 2 months ago:
What win condition? Once the brain defeats the last boss, it starts on all the WADs. You have any idea how many of these were created?
- Comment on big facts 2 months ago:
NO, put down the taser!
- Comment on big facts 2 months ago:
What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 2 months ago:
Remember when we burned people at the stake? Whatever happened to that?
Climate change and the rising cost of fuels is what happend.
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 2 months ago:
I see a clear correlation between the decline of tar-and-feathers and riding people out on a rail and the rise of terrible business practices.
- Comment on Liminal Space 2 months ago:
Morphine is fine, but please do not put the brain into a robotic spider suit and especially do not add a machine gun to said robotic spider suit.
