How does one theoretically get access to the NSA’s databases? Asking for a friend.

Oh, just go to www.nsa.gov and login as admin (username admin, passward admin123), then click op “secret database”. Select “I’m not a foreign spy, pinky swear” and click op “ok”

But not that you’ll find much there, since they started using vibe coding it only contains several recepies for pasta.