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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    WINDOWS PROTECTED YOUR COMPUTER 🍑

    We have detected 🍆 and unverified app attempting to run on our your device and stopped it.

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you are being protected, please don’t resist.

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Satya Nadella: “Whether the users like it or not, I’m going to protect them.”

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can tell this meme is old because windows does the same shit MacOS does now and has been since at least Windows 10

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah I use both pretty regularly and I’m fairly sure macOS still makes you do the “nope sorry, press ok, go into system settings, security panel, become admin and click trust this unknown publisher”

      Windows still just does the same safescreen thing they’ve been doing for ages now: “windows stopped this unknown thing from running, wanna run it anyway?”

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      • freely1333@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Actually worse - you don’t do it in the system settings anymore. You have to run a terminal command to dequarantine it. On windows you just have to click see more and accept the risk (or similar). Mac made it way more painful with no prompt to even show you how to do it - and it sort of acts like the app is broken rather than telling you it’s even a security protection.

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s extra fun when you’ve inserted a 30 year old install CD and Defender gets all up in arms because the developer/distributor dared to not register their signing key with Windows defender in 1998

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah I use both pretty regularly and I’m fairly sure macOS still makes you do the “nope sorry, press ok, go into system settings, security panel, become admin and click trust this unknown publisher” thing

        Just like I have to go into windows defender settings and add exclusions (trust) to anything it deems suspicious

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  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sudo apt-get install your_mom

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    • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m going to mount your_mom on my /

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Linux: Go ahead and break the system, I don’t care lol

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    • zewm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      rm -rf /

      Go vroooooooooooom

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      • pivot_root@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        –no-preserve-root

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    • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Linux works great as long as the regular user doesn’t have root rights. In my opinion if you install Linux on your family’s or friends’ devices, you never give the root rights, unless you want them to eventually break their system, and you will need to be an administrator for their systems.

      Okay another option are immutable distros I guess, but you still can fuck them up easily (probably).

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      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Honestly similar things can be said of windows systems, though there are some exploits that get through. Most do rely on the person launching having admin rights.

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which would cause major problems for regular users. They need to be protected from themselves.

      It is one of the biggest reasons why Linux is not ready for mainstream in its current form.

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      • Koarnine@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lmao this is foolish, what about Bazzite and other immutable distributions, wouldn’t they then be more ready for mainstream than windows and mac os? Since it’s impossible to modify (and therefore break) the underlying system…

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      • sonofearth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Immutable Distros exist buddy

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IT professional here with 20+ years work experience. Not once have I ever met another tech that liked Apple. Personally, I despise them. Unintuitive locked down garbage that can’t do anything a PC can’t do for half the price. And yes, I have seen viruses on Macs.

    They’re just really good at advertising to people who don’t understand technology.

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    • quips@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe 10-20 years ago. Today macs are great machines, especially for the price.

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    • GamingChairModel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unintuitive locked down garbage that can’t do anything a PC can’t do for half the price.

      From the user perspective, enterprise managed Windows is locked down, too, and somehow less reliable.

      Most of the software engineers I know in FAANG and similar tier companies use Macbooks to program. Poke around a coffee shop in the bay area during a weekday and look around.

      And personally, I switched to Mac about 15 years ago mainly because dependency management and the shell made more sense to me coming from Linux. Windows has always been trash, and most other non-Apple OEMs make the actual physical laptop experience worse (hinges, behavior on closing the lid, trackpad behavior and size, power management, display quality in both brightness and pixel density, webcam/audio behavior).

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      • FunnySalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Long time and still current hater of all things Apple here.

        I have to use a locked down enterprise managed Windows 11 laptop for work. If given the choice of that or a locked down enterprise managed Mac, I’d switch in a heartbeat.

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    • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mostly just because they’re unfamiliar and require different tooling. They used to be really shit machines and the users were godawful. Now theyre decent machines and all users are godawful.

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Can I delete root directory, please 🥺🥺?”

    “Of course 👍”

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    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me: “Do the thing.”

      OS: “no.”

      Me: “Fuck you. Sudo do the thing.”

      OS: “yes sir. Right away sir.”

      That is the way it should be.

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      • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Back when I was a linux noob I uninstalled python since I had some package issues. Lol, lmao even

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      • sonofearth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sudo gives you slavery right /s

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  • faltryka@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have no problem running apps from friends or myself on my macs?

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shh, don’t stop them when they’re acting superior

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The way macOS handles it is literally just exactly how Linux handles it. Makes sense considering macOS is certified UNIX and Linux is technically a re-implementation of UNIX.

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    • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most proper on here don’t know the difference between MacOS and iOS, which makes them actually like the caricature of Apple users they mock.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is so dumb. Of course you can run an app coded by your friend. Either your friend can pay $100 a year to notarize their app, or you can pay $100 a year to run his app as a developer. Couldn’t be easier.

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    • pivot_root@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Either way, somebody pays Apple $10} a year. After paying them the equivalent of a kidney for the hardware. No thanks.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At least it’s just a $100 on Windows you pay $800 a year to the certification mafia to get your code signed and get rid of the warning.

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      • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At least on Windows you can run your software without paying a single cent.

        Mac Maffia is much bigger extortion.

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  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are also viruses on MacOS. Just sayin’.

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    • Patrikvo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, but no free ones.

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      • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        there is one bundled for free called MacOS X

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  • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    By default windows does block unverified binaries. It’s pretty annoying. You have to click more info and then run anyway: Image

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This meme might be referring to the RedSun zero-day, currently unpatched in Win10 & Win11, where detected malicious SW gets installed to the system folder for you by defender.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The macOS Gatekeeper quarantine is stupid, and Windows loves detecting random files as malware and deleting them while you’re using them and not restoring them even after you tell it to allow the “threat”.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Though I do wonder how much of that “detects random files as malware” is actually detecting real malware hidden inside software that also does what it claims to do. Like “this removes game’s DRM and also installs a helpful little rootkit for if we need to help you debug something, DDOS websites we hate, or act as an annonymous proxy”.

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      • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Windows does it to apps and files from people I trust or to ones I’ve created myself. I’ve even caught it basing detection on fuzzy string matching and nothing else (Bifrost vs Bifrose in the app name and that’s it).

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve never used a Mac, can you not just write your own app and run it?

    I do that on windows all the time.

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    • megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can run what ever you want, it doesn’t stop you outright, it just asks you a bunch of times and makes you jump through some hoops if the program isn’t from a verified source. It’s annoying for someone who knows what they’re doing, but arguably a good backstop to keep someone clueless from running something hostile.

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      • mimavox@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        For now, that is. Thing is that MacOS is on a trajectory where it becomes more and more locked down.

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      • Bababasti@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pfff get outta here with your differentiated opinions, weighing pros and cons and all that mumbo jumbo. macOS bad!!11

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apple blocks even apps that they define as “too old”.

      Like every new version of Macintosh forces every developer to scramble and update their app even though nothing needs to change just so Apple doesn’t block them.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s fucked. Normally I can coax just about any windows app to run on even windows 11, and I have to because sometimes I interact with ancient industrial machines with monolithic Configurator apps that need a serial connection and a bunch of weird custom commands that was last used in 1998. I’d be boned without them.

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can. You can also install other package managers like brew.

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  • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Linux experience :
    I want to delete my entire filesystem
    Sure thing! It’ll be gone by the time you reboot

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s kind of dated. All the times I’ve done this recently it’s gone seconds after I screwed up.

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    • Rakudjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Linux experience:

      What really is a virus? Software is software, bro 🤷‍♂️

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Chill brah, it’s just files

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  • azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Windows itself is a virus

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think thatsthejoke.jpg

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, it’s one of the virus running there, but not the one they are talking about.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good luck, I’m behind 7 Commodore 64s

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember when people thought you couldn’t get viruses on macOS? I even knew some people who thought you couldn’t get a virus on Linux

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    • Quique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its way less likely to get one though, the Windows market is way bigger then MacOS

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i run custom apps on my mac all the time. i write some of them.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The elusive hacker known as 4chan!

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    S tier meme 👌

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know if it’s the headcanon I’m reading for the nordic chad voices but I laugh literally everytime I open this image lol

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t know there are Nordic chad voices

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I write things for my Appla laptop all the time. And download whatever I want.

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  • black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s almost the opposite of this?

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