Buy All Bitcoin
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Submitted 14 hours ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Just be punk.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
It’s still fucked.
sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just “It’s still…”. Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
ADHD not stupid
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
pulsey@feddit.org 3 hours ago
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
go to gym
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Don’t stop believin’
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
You 19 now
Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERINGrunner up:
YOU AIN’T MALEBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
With you on 1 and 3, not so much 2…
When I was 18 ADHD was something kids had and you outgrew it. I probably couldn’t have been evaluated then. So nuclear engineering it is.
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Maybe you could say “you’re a woman”, but you’re still male, unless you’ve had major work done.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 hours ago
2 was my first thought too, but maybe its better that I didnt had my egg cracking while I was still living with my parents (the funny thing is, that I still had my egg cracking while staying at my parents place between semesters) and going to school.
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Quick! You must—
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I don’t wanna be your enemy 😁
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Don’t worry, I am already my own worst enemy!
lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Don’t preorder Cyberpunk.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
Serinus@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
wavebeam@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Move to europe
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It’s-A-Me!
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Girl, you’re transgender.
T13URF@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Take the LSD now
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Buy some bitcoin
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 minutes ago
Instructions unclear, sold it when it doubled.
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Bitcoin 100k
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Seek mental help
db2@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 11 hours ago
It gets worse
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Move somewhere else.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing)
…I’m sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
Efflixi@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90’s. The world was so much different that I don’t think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn’t have any money at 18 so something like “buy apple stock” wouldn’t have worked.
Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can’t actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn’t enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Let’s see…
don’t sell bitcoin don’t sell doge don’t buy restaurant don’t date XYZ don’t date ABC don’t buy restaurant don’t quit place
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
I wanted to exit tech and thought bars might work.
They didn’t. Even loving what I did in bar-land, it ultimately led to substantial debt that I’ll be paying on for years.
I was happier in general, but the financial viability was impossible.
altphoto@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Invest in Apple.
mrnobody@reddthat.com 13 hours ago
Invest in
NvidiayourselfIratePirate@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Jensen, that you?
altphoto@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
They said 3
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
You’re a girl
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 hours ago
Invest in Apple.
three@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Take depression medication
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 34 minutes ago
Drop out. Act.