IratePirate

@IratePirate@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not an American, but I hear you make good blood clots. Bigly good blood clots. Some people say: the best. So let’s put our hope in that. Let’s make the blood clot great again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.*⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

  Where do you see fingers? All I see here is paws and claws…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attention!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooooh, that brings back memories! Don’t forget the iPad can be used for scales exploit. That was also hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jensen, that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely the most worrying thing about America right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PB&J⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And… probably avoid or significantly alter the concept if anybody is allergic to nuts.

  Ain’t nobody allergic to DEEZ NUTS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for enlightening the unenlightened, mate! This meme seems to have escaped me. I guess the casual non-mention of the upside-down sunglasses on both her and her friend is part of the fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  t’fuck’s goin’ on there?