IratePirate

@IratePirate@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For anyone wondering as to the reason: alcohol can ruin the anti-glare coating on matte displays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true. I’m Lemmy, and I don’t believe you. Checkmate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Labubu Dolls Contain Cotton Banned by Forced Labor Law, Testing Shows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …to the shock and surprise of absolutely nobody. But then again, sane people aren’t the target audience…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids

  So much this. It’s so hard to remain a miserable grinch when there’s a tiny human tugging on your limbs in order to make you touch some actual fucking grass and engage in am epic water gun battle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Example⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because 11 is worse doesn’t mean 10 was good. 10 was a shit-show from the get-go. It came with aggressive dark patterns trying to trick people into installing it over their Win 7 and 8 machines, came with mandatory telemetry, ads in the start menu and a built-in keylogger.

  So it’s not “fuck 11”. It’s “fuck Windows”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then: extend and extinguish! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Life when you start dating your sidequest and not your mainquest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way this egg peels in infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t you eggsaggerating a bit here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get stuffed, Millhouse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “But you blocked them all!”

  “Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not an American, but I hear you make good blood clots. Bigly good blood clots. Some people say: the best. So let’s put our hope in that. Let’s make the blood clot great again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

  Where do you see fingers? All I see here is paws and claws…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attention!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooooh, that brings back memories! Don’t forget the iPad can be used for scales exploit. That was also hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jensen, that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely the most worrying thing about America right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PB&J⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And… probably avoid or significantly alter the concept if anybody is allergic to nuts.

  Ain’t nobody allergic to DEEZ NUTS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for enlightening the unenlightened, mate! This meme seems to have escaped me. I guess the casual non-mention of the upside-down sunglasses on both her and her friend is part of the fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  t’fuck’s goin’ on there?