Get stuffed, Millhouse

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.

  He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  The chemical lobotomy is apparent.

  Solution space is upstream.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The “Master” race everyone

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In another life, I think this kid would be holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56 camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Another life? so like last week

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  • Nuerion@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hmmm

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i fwel like this ICE agent is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society

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  • DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent

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    • AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it’s agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.

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  • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    is it really bullying if you “bully” a nazi?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sad.

  On so many levels.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First job out of high school?

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• justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

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• h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  shitler utes

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That guy needs to be put in a sling and lubed up

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• dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He has a cute dog at least

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