i fwel like this ICE agent is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Get stuffed, Millhouse
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
rustyfish@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
“He tried to kill me!”
“Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”
IratePirate@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
“But you blocked them all!”
“Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
They reaaaaally don’t look so tough without their masks on.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to “can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting”.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
First job out of high school?
TransNeko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wait… He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.
Azrael@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
If he was bullied in school, that’s probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
shitler utes
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The “Master” race everyone
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That guy needs to be put in a sling and lubed up
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sad.
On so many levels.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s what the KKK looks like.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
The chemical lobotomy is apparent.
Solution space is upstream.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it’s agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.
TransNeko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is it really bullying if you “bully” a nazi?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Look at the guy. Being bullied probably made him join ICE. it will only radicalize him even more.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
It is bullying but nazis deserve it. But as with most things, it isn’t that simple.
Let’s say l, we bully the nazi by poking fun at the ridiculously stupid bases of their beliefs. everyone who feels attacked by that, is a fucking nazi, and why would we care for their feelings? Fuck them.
Let’s say, we bully the nazi by poking fun at his physical appearance. Is everyone with a similar physical appearance a fucking nazi? No! Is it reasonable that they see it as body shaming? Yes. So yes, you bully a nazi, good job! But you also body shame others. And those others might understand that you bully a nazi, and are supportive, but nonetheless, you tell them that their appearance is something bad.
I mean, let’s say, i wanna bully candace owens for being a nazi. She is an anti-semit, she is far-right, she made comments that imply that the Holocaust within germany was fine but hilter made the “mistake” to “globalize” it. She supported kayne West with his… comments… I think we can call her a nazi. So i should be fine bullying her! But if i would bully her for being black, or with black stereotypes, you would probably tell me to stop being racist and you would be right. But if I would mock her for her beliefs that Brigitte macron wants to assassinate candace, you wouldn’t care and would laugh with me.
You might be fine with nazis being killed, but if whoever kills them, also kills 1 non-nazi as causality per nazi killed, you might don’t support that. And if you do, maybe 1000 non-nazi causalities would bother you.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.
dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
He has a cute dog at least
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I could pick him up by one leg and swing him around like a ragdoll.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Twerp.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In another life, I think this kid would be holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56 camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Nuerion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hmmm
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Another life? so like last week