Elon Musk’s next mistress be like:
Perfect
Submitted 1 day ago by canyoubringmesunrise@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 hour ago
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Eating a multi course breakfast like this in bed would be both gross and inconvenient, let’s not lie to ourselves.
iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
It’s like using your laptop poolside. Seems cool but actually sucks ass.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yep, the idea is far better than the reality.
Enjoy your breakfast in bed, sweetie. Then get the hell up so I can wash the sheets, because crumbs in the bed is absolutely nasty.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.
I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
People like you should be culled.
zeroConnection@programming.dev 1 day ago
I can’t tell if the food is on the bed or on a table in front of the bed.
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
It looks like the room service cart is parked at the foot of the bed.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
IMO: the reason I don’t want kids is because I can’t imagine myself saying: “Now, after a long day of work at my full-time job, I can’t wait to get home to my other, unpaid caretaker full-time job.” IMO being a good parent is hard work and I if I were to be a parent, I want to do it properly.
canyoubringmesunrise@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I respect parents, it’s just not the lifestyle for me.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, I tell my kids all the time that without winter, summer just isn’t as enjoyable, and that even in late August and early September I’ll say, you know what, I’m ready to change it up. I don’t have this expectation of perfection from any facet of life, including my kids and the relationship I have with them. The bads and the goods are all part of the experience, and to me the experience is rewarding.
But I absolutely don’t fault someone for wanting perpetual summer. Summer is great.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 day ago
Yea I’m sitting here thinking I’d love for my kid to go all Kevin Mccallister on this and just watch how excited they’d be.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Aww :)
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
While not everyone should have kids and I fully support people choosing not to have any…
You can have this and have kids. Just not every day. Unless you’re stupid wealthy and have a nanny or something.
But maybe I’m weird and am one of the few that actually like my kids and having them around. Sure, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but not so much that I want to escape them or anything.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
How rich are you that you can have a kid for breakfast every day?
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
In this economy? Gotta be a billionaire at least.
0ops@piefed.zip 22 hours ago
Gotta be rich enough to run for public office, at least
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Damn. Lol.
Paddzr@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
If you’re stupidly wealthy to have this daily? Kids are irrelevant.
musicjunkie@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
The people with this sentiment are largely jaded women who skipped kids and have to cope themselves and the next generation into sharing their spinster misery. It’s a tale as old as time lol. It’s this very weird phenomenon specifically with women to want to spread their misery to other women. It’s a hyper competitive behavior that seems to peak in their 40s/50s
gurty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Every time I see one of these posts, it reads like ‘I can’t have kids because that would get in the way of my wanking and smoking pot time’ I mean, it is all good but it’s never ‘my job is very demanding and it would stop me from being able to parent’ or something.
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Have kids. I’ve gone and raced in 2 lemons races this year with 2 more to follow as well as well have a few trips with the family. My wife has a Noah khan concert coming up and a Boston trip later this year.
Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids 🤷♂️
IratePirate@feddit.org 1 day ago
Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids
So much this. It’s so hard to remain a miserable grinch when there’s a tiny human tugging on your limbs in order to make you touch some actual fucking grass and engage in am epic water gun battle.
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
These posts are about having your freedom. That freedom includes careers, ambitions, sometimes luxury vacations. It's also about how expensive it is to have & raise children.
If I had children I would end up just like my neighbors, getting high the minute the kids are in bed and eating shit food. What a horrible life.EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Every time I see a comment like this it’s either from a parent that regrets becoming a parent, or someone who has never had kids…
gurty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d say ‘don’t reproduce’ but I guess we’re safe on that front.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
You forgot about “I’m not willing to feed capitalism more slaves”
gurty@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Ecofascists love this line.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I’m willing to feed the revolution more fighters though
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I’ll stick with eating at a table.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: “suit yourself I guess”
Seppo@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Shared happiness is double happiness. My son would love this.
I wish antinatalists the help that they need.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is some bless-your-heart level of passive aggressive, lol. I don’t think our society deserves any more bodies. And I am not selfish enough to foist this on another being just for my own gratification.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The way you think about others that don’t think the same way you do is pretty shitty.
I feel bad for how you must raise your child.
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The implication is to have breakfast in bed with your partner, not alone
As an antinatalist, I assure you the parents need a lot more help than us (and they’re not shy about asking for it)
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This and kids, yes!
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This and rescued dogs
No children.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This with two dogs, two pigs, and 35+ chickens.
And no children. It’s bliss.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I like how we are in shitpost yet people downvote what we say, even if it’s not real.
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Floppy waffles? No deal
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s the real issue here.
Thorry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Eating jam near white bed sheets? No thank you!
Photonic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tacky interior and breakfast only consisting of sweets? No thank you
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Ugh the ACHKTUALLY nerds out in full force 🤣
EWWWWWW GROSS, SOMEONE MIGHT SPILL A CRUMB IN MY BED THAT WILL BE CLEANED IN 2 HOURS!!! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
Nerds 🤣
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Crumbs in the bed are the riders of the apocalypse. They will eat you in your sleep.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
I think the split is between people taking this as this being their bed, vs people seeing it as a hotel bed
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
In either case you have people working for you. It’ll be cleaned.
Photonic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ok boomer
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Have you ever actually met one of those
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Yuck. That gold trim on the bed is awful.
Give me some takeout boxes on a shitty table over this any day.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
It’s like as of Donald Trump actually treated the kids nice
schnokobaer@feddit.org 1 day ago
That gives me nothing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And a pretty girl who has already eaten.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
Can get you burnt toast and fries every day in bed. Take it or leave it.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Yeah no thanks. None of that would leave me emotionally fulfilled.