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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eating a multi course breakfast like this in bed would be both gross and inconvenient, let’s not lie to ourselves.

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  • iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like using your laptop poolside. Seems cool but actually sucks ass.

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yep, the idea is far better than the reality.

      Enjoy your breakfast in bed, sweetie. Then get the hell up so I can wash the sheets, because crumbs in the bed is absolutely nasty.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.

    I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People like you should be culled.

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  • zeroConnection@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t tell if the food is on the bed or on a table in front of the bed.

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It looks like the room service cart is parked at the foot of the bed.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I tell my kids all the time that without winter, summer just isn’t as enjoyable, and that even in late August and early September I’ll say, you know what, I’m ready to change it up. I don’t have this expectation of perfection from any facet of life, including my kids and the relationship I have with them. The bads and the goods are all part of the experience, and to me the experience is rewarding.

    But I absolutely don’t fault someone for wanting perpetual summer. Summer is great.

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea I’m sitting here thinking I’d love for my kid to go all Kevin Mccallister on this and just watch how excited they’d be.

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    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aww :)

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IMO: the reason I don’t want kids is because I can’t imagine myself saying: “Now, after a long day of work at my full-time job, I can’t wait to get home to my other, unpaid caretaker full-time job.” IMO being a good parent is hard work and I if I were to be a parent, I want to do it properly.

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• gurty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every time I see one of these posts, it reads like ‘I can’t have kids because that would get in the way of my wanking and smoking pot time’ I mean, it is all good but it’s never ‘my job is very demanding and it would stop me from being able to parent’ or something.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These posts are about having your freedom. That freedom includes careers, ambitions, sometimes luxury vacations. It's also about how expensive it is to have & raise children.
    If I had children I would end up just like my neighbors, getting high the minute the kids are in bed and eating shit food. What a horrible life.

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    • gurty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What is a horrible life? Being a parent?

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  • makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have kids. I’ve gone and raced in 2 lemons races this year with 2 more to follow as well as well have a few trips with the family. My wife has a Noah khan concert coming up and a Boston trip later this year.

    Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids 🤷‍♂️

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    • IratePirate@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kids changed things but I assure everyone, I probably have a more active and fun life than most the depressed doom scrollers on here without the kids

      So much this. It’s so hard to remain a miserable grinch when there’s a tiny human tugging on your limbs in order to make you touch some actual fucking grass and engage in am epic water gun battle.

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every time I see a comment like this it’s either from a parent that regrets becoming a parent, or someone who has never had kids…

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    • gurty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d say ‘don’t reproduce’ but I guess we’re safe on that front.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You forgot about “I’m not willing to feed capitalism more slaves”

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m willing to feed the revolution more fighters though

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    • gurty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ecofascists love this line.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll stick with eating at a table.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: “suit yourself I guess”

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  While not everyone should have kids and I fully support people choosing not to have any…

  You can have this and have kids. Just not every day. Unless you’re stupid wealthy and have a nanny or something.

  But maybe I’m weird and am one of the few that actually like my kids and having them around. Sure, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but not so much that I want to escape them or anything.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How rich are you that you can have a kid for breakfast every day?

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gotta be rich enough to run for public office, at least

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn. Lol.

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    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In this economy? Gotta be a billionaire at least.

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  • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re stupidly wealthy to have this daily? Kids are irrelevant.

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    • musicjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The people with this sentiment are largely jaded women who skipped kids and have to cope themselves and the next generation into sharing their spinster misery. It’s a tale as old as time lol. It’s this very weird phenomenon specifically with women to want to spread their misery to other women. It’s a hyper competitive behavior that seems to peak in their 40s/50s

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• Seppo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shared happiness is double happiness. My son would love this.

  I wish antinatalists the help that they need.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is some bless-your-heart level of passive aggressive, lol. I don’t think our society deserves any more bodies. And I am not selfish enough to foist this on another being just for my own gratification.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The way you think about others that don’t think the same way you do is pretty shitty.

    I feel bad for how you must raise your child.

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  • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The implication is to have breakfast in bed with your partner, not alone

    As an antinatalist, I assure you the parents need a lot more help than us (and they’re not shy about asking for it)

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This and kids, yes!

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This and rescued dogs

    No children.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This with two dogs, two pigs, and 35+ chickens.

      And no children. It’s bliss.

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    • roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like how we are in shitpost yet people downvote what we say, even if it’s not real.

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• Squibbles@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Floppy waffles? No deal

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the real issue here.

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• Thorry@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eating jam near white bed sheets? No thank you!

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tacky interior and breakfast only consisting of sweets? No thank you

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• makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ugh the ACHKTUALLY nerds out in full force 🤣

  EWWWWWW GROSS, SOMEONE MIGHT SPILL A CRUMB IN MY BED THAT WILL BE CLEANED IN 2 HOURS!!! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

  Nerds 🤣

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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Crumbs in the bed are the riders of the apocalypse. They will eat you in your sleep.

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok boomer

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you ever actually met one of those

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think the split is between people taking this as this being their bed, vs people seeing it as a hotel bed

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    • makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In either case you have people working for you. It’ll be cleaned.

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• thedarkfly@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve never understood childfree communities and posts. Is it because parents can’t shut up about their kids so you’re doing the same? Are your friends having children and you don’t like the change? Are you feeling pressure from family or society and rejecting it? Or shadenfreude for struggling parents?

  I just can’t imagine it as something positive. It always looks like people are seething about something.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a child free person myself, I see it as more it being annoyed from all the pro-child people. I’m a guy so my push back was minimal. My wife has has many people talking to her for years about… how she will change her mind What if a future husband want kids Does your husband beat you and that’s why you don’t want kids

    She had to go through over a decade of telling her doctor before she was able to get anything medical so prevent kids.

    We have nieces and nephews. We love them. Kids are great, but just not for us. I think the people that post aggressively about child free probably had to go through a lot of BS like my wife did.

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    • thedarkfly@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll share my personal situation in return. I’m not a parent, but I’d like to be someday. And indeed I feel very anxious about losing my free time etc. That’s why I’m taking this a bit personally, these childfree posts are not helping me at. all. 😅

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    • thedarkfly@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for sharing your experience! I can 100% understand and share how you both feel. It’s unacceptable to pressure someone into making choices that aren’t theirs. Not having a child is a personal decision that is not up to debate and should be accepted without justification.

      But that’s what I’m talking about. Child free content on social networks appears like an expression pride, joy or contentment, but feels to me more like an expression of hurt. Instead of celebrating what people love in their childfree lives, it always looks to be somehow addressed to parents to taunt them or revel.

      Idk. Maybe it’s like pride parades. People being oppressed for who they are want to openly proclaim their identities because it makes them feel good and I’m overthinking it.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yuck. That gold trim on the bed is awful.

  Give me some takeout boxes on a shitty table over this any day.

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Elon Musk’s next mistress be like:

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s like as of Donald Trump actually treated the kids nice

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• schnokobaer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That gives me nothing.

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• itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do not aspire to live in Versailles thank you. Just a normal house with like, 13 cats.

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah no thanks. None of that would leave me emotionally fulfilled.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And a pretty girl who has already eaten.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can get you burnt toast and fries every day in bed. Take it or leave it.

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