totally_human_emdash_user
@totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone
I am a human being who likes to use emdashes in its comments, and totally not a bot.
- Comment on bold words 15 hours ago:
Don’t worry, I am already my own worst enemy!
- Comment on bold words 15 hours ago:
Quick! You must—
- Comment on challenge: impossible 2 days ago:
Wooly mammoths have never been known for their ability to find things at the best of times (in the modern era, at least), but in this case the task is particularly hard because all of the popcorn is behind them so they cannot see it!
- Comment on You trying to give me a heart attack? I have warrants for chrissakes! 2 days ago:
Yeah, nothing is worse than when I am listening a song and the sound of a Siren forces me to jump into the nearest body of water.
- Comment on Spoken like a true racist. 4 days ago:
Exactly, which is why critical race theory is so critical!
- Comment on no gag reflex / talk too much 5 days ago:
Agreed, I find nothing worse than when the person I love is eager to share something they care about with me!
- Comment on Stereotyping is wrong. 5 days ago:
Yeah, I once talked with a woman who spent several decades being married to a guy who was physically and emotionally abusive to her, but made it clear that she would never leave him because she had promised to stay with him for live at her wedding, but it was okay because things would be better in heaven for her anyway, but not so good for him.
It made me really sad…
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 1 week ago:
It is possible for a movie to both correctly complete an arc and also be shit.
- Comment on I'm in! 1 week ago:
Given enough time, all communities become politics communities.
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 1 week ago:
Yes, in the NSFW version she is forced to drink RAW MILK instead of WHOLE MILK.
- Comment on Saying that hardware price increase is good cause it forces the devs to optimize is not as good as it seems. 1 week ago:
Well met, sir!
- Comment on Saying that hardware price increase is good cause it forces the devs to optimize is not as good as it seems. 1 week ago:
Challenge accepted!
The Steam deck is pretty cool because it is just a really nice handheld PC that lets me (or, more typically, my wife) play everything in my very extensive Steam library.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Sadly, all we can afford is some ICE.
- Comment on the wok agenda 1 week ago:
Thank you, but I figured it out after the first “Woosh” reply.
- Comment on the wok agenda 1 week ago:
Oh, shoot… please don’t tell the cops that I bypassed my breathalyzer so that I could comment on the Internet in the morning without being drunk on coffee first!!!
- Comment on the wok agenda 1 week ago:
Wait… why is he complaining about the “woke gay agenda” when the top app in that list is Grindr?
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 1 week ago:
It makes me sad that we have reached a point where the very randomness that makes these kinds of stories charming (to someone with a twisted sense of humor like myself) also make them less likely to be coming from a human instead of more.
- Comment on Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution? 2 weeks ago:
In addition, they gave us the Statue of Liberty.
A French politician actually called for it to be returned—to be clear, it was just a single politician, not the whole government—and the Trump administration said (very heavily paraphrasing), “No, it’s ours, and also you suck for being invaded by Germany, so we deserve it more than you.” However, I personally find it ironic that the administration is so attached to it, given the famous poem inscribed on its base that is inseparable from the signifiance of the statue:
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
- Comment on What are we being distracted from? 2 weeks ago:
Now I am too busy being distracted by terrible salad dressings to notice that I am pure awareness without attribute. 😟
- Comment on What are we being distracted from? 2 weeks ago:
I hate vinegar.
- Comment on What are we being distracted from? 2 weeks ago:
Your ego is constantly distracting you with the illusion of the dream of the world in order to prevent you from noticing that you are not a separate self with a particular identity but pure awareness without attribute.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 2 weeks ago:
That is an excellent point that I had not considered—it might actually be more efficient to make use of the heat in your food to heat your home than to pump it outside!
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 2 weeks ago:
In his defense, he is doing his best to save the climate by keeping his refrigerator outside in the Winter!
- Comment on Lulz 2 weeks ago:
Indeed, he felt that it was important to listen to music made in other countries so that no one could ever accuse him of not understanding the world.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 weeks ago:
This is not a pipe.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 weeks ago:
It’s cool, they can redact it by putting the image of a bandaid on top!
- Comment on Just a few 2 weeks ago:
No, but in his defense, neither did he live with her.
