What the tits, 1.4TB?
Also UwU
the wok agenda
Submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@feddit.org to [deleted]
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No tits
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The thirst is real
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left
Soulcreator@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
“I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I use barq!
sadly it isn’t terribly effective because there’s way too much friction when it comes to local interaction
two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that’s like … literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???
that isn’t to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.
i’d call that system “howling”. kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is
BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.
wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It probably has real good security though
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?
tempest@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You could sorta Yik yak before you join a herd?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is it like Grindr (eg, mostly male + hookups)?
EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s used like Grindr
It’s also not ad-ridden, or full of rent-seeking behavior like the nightmare that is Grindr, so it’s just a better user experience generally.
They added a “friends” feature so maybe it’ll be used for friend-finding more than just hookups. All genders are welcome, but the fandom skews pretty LGBT/male so there’s a lot of explicitly gay guys on there.
As a furry it’s… Fine
It needs work. Chat has always been a pain point but almost all of us (unfortunately) use Telegram so it’s not the worst thing.
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌
The Right have leopards eat their faces. The Left have people biting onions. Same people; different upbringings. But same people.
Reygle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What gave it away?
There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
LOL. You know what’s NOT alive and well?
Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Wait… why is he complaining about the “woke gay agenda” when the top app in that list is Grindr?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Woosh
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Oh, shoot… please don’t tell the cops that I bypassed my breathalyzer so that I could comment on the Internet in the morning without being drunk on coffee first!!!
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is incredibly apt. “Maybe you’re all missing the joke, tooo!”
python@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cause it’s late at night and we all deserve some sleepy gay agenda while browsing Grindr
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And who really has >2TB of space on their phone?
No seriously, who has that much space on a phone
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That phone would be like four phones thick. Though as you demonstrate, there would be consumers that want it. Instead they always focus on making phones thinner, which I don’t recall anyone asking for.
PagPag@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sure a 4TB iPhone is not far away. 2TB is their highest offering iirc…
huppakee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Your phone doesn’t keep a copy of everything, you know
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Cause his post is full of shit.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Woosh
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Thank you, but I figured it out after the first “Woosh” reply.
Generica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Q: What’s something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don’t? A: Husband with a Grindr profile
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Nice.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What’s barq
EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Grindr, but for furries
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
That’s fun, good for them!
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
so its just a straight up upgrade?
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A root beer. It has bite.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The bite comes from adding caffeine.
Source: Homebrewing
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Johnny?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?
pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Isn’t that guy dead?
Damorte@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aw shit i didn’t even know he was sick
pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sour throat from what I’ve heard?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Parody accounts of him are thriving; “we are all charlie kirk”
ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What’s barq?
edit uwu thanks~
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
The internet really knows how to run with a joke.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The wōk agenda.
elbiter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So the guy was actually that stupid and that desperate for attention…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
So much to love about this image
From the top app use is Grindr to the red circle with the arrow to point out what the thing is and then the rainbow flag added to it in case we didn’t know what colors are in a rainbow
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Grindr using 1407GB.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s funny because he’s dead.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God, it really is.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
1.4tb grindr, he’s enjoying hell
West_of_West@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It could be worse, he could be alive
rabber@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
He was somehow less annoying when he was alive
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fair point.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
😎