Contextual_Idiot

@Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.

  2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine Bitcoin. Hold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old Man Guide to Grooming⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ROCK AND STONE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You’re a farmer in the 1700s, you wake up and see this — what’s your reaction?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OP, please stop linking to your posts. Cross post the original. Doing this stops folks on other instances from interacting with the original post easily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck at sea for years, a sailor's plight highlights a surge in ship abandonment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is likely highly illegal, but I wonder if these abandoned crews could seize these ships and sell them, even if only for scrap.

  There’s likely some unscrupulous folks out there willing to buy them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Get 2 smaller stones. Put them down in front of the boulder. As you push the boulder up, kick the stones along with it, so that the stones would hold the boulder in place for you. Get to the top, and get hit by lightning from angry gods for your impudence.