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• EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need therapy.

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• Zikeji@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cherish them more.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oof. Yeah.

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• ShotDonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me from future

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big Chief, No Shit?l

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• Gurei@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Read scholarship terms.

  (Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)

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• damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  invest in bitcoin!!!

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• JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also you’ll forget how to count words

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s still fucked.

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  • sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just “It’s still…”. Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A contraction is still one word, even if it’s the combination of both

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• T13URF@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take the LSD now

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• AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do not piss

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18. Turkish : Sorguluyamyacaklardanmiscasiniza protestolara katil.Translation : Participate in the protests as if you were one of those who could not be questioned

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• LilithElina@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t have children.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you a mom?

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    • LilithElina@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.

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• attero@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  won’t get better

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take depression medication

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You fucking dumbass.

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• zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy bitcoin soon

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hold bitcoin decades

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t marry Sarah!

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• EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brush teeth more

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.

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• Nooodel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mom has leukemia would have been a good move

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• bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  go to gym

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rude.

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    • bravesirrbn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s only because it turns out I really enjoy going to gym and wish I’d learned that earlier

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy Apple Stock

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Notice your happy.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    welp. there it went.

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “ALIEN INVASION SOON”

  I do a little self-trolling :)

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bitcoin exceeds 100000

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  • engagewithzorp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s 4 words

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bitcoin five zeroes

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• bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I’ll just say “Programming Language: Haskell”.

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  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why?

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish I learned the lessons from that language 12 years earlier than I did. I still prefer to write personal code in that family of languages, and it made me a better coder even in Java, JavaScript, Python, even C.

      Also, that year is actually the first year it was available and my first year in college; it might have focused me enough to actually go to grad school and start a PL research career. I don’t know if that would be better, but it would be different.

      The people calling out BTC is also a pretty good idea, but I made a little money on BTC, and I’m not sure too much more money would be a positive change in my life. It could be, but I think it might have made me more covetous and more isolated.

      But, I often choose to program instead of playing video games these days, so it’s clearly something I enjoy, even if I don’t currently monetize it.

      Thanks for asking.

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• bold_omi@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Point at him and say: “Gay. Invest Zoom.” He’ll figure it out.

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop touching yourself

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why?!

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s not it.

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re a girl

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