Heron

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh man those guys can be nasty.

  One time a blue heron bit my dick.

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  • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No further questions your honor.

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Overruled. Next question.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Did you instruct it to do so?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a long story.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is that how you fix blue balls?

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  • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Laying pipette? Jk

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• Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Word of warning, you should still wear hearing protection even if your heron is suppressed.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I love it they just chopped off a piece of pipe insulation. Clever use of cheap materials that.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Texas gun shops really do carry everything

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Proper heron training would teach you never to point a loaded heron at anyone.

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• J92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I knew a guy that bought a kookaburra from a source somewhere in the UK. He had asked the guy if it was imprinted, trained, or interacted actively with people before his ownership, and the, what I assume was probably breeder, told him that the bird was docile and trained.

  Went to get it out of the box and it just stuck his beak right into his gut.

  Knowing the guy, he probably laughed as it happened. Completely unflappable individual.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dude, is that 3D printed? That’s illegal in California. Specially if you do it as a favor for an ex-con.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Beautiful birds.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Buying heron on the internet and I don’t even need crypto.

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