Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.
Keep puffin, dork.
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Chef@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Robopenis
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Uhm, well it’s not like I’ve got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
luthis@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Where can I sign up for this?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
If I knew, I wouldn’t share.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Space Mountain.
radiouser@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
I don’t get the hate.
I quit smoking with vaping and then reduced the nicotine levels down to 0 before quitting that too. Might not be for everyone but it certainly did me the world of good.
frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i dont mind smokers turned vapers, but i think vapes get a bad rep because half its target audience ends up being children
i know in my old high school vapes were plentiful
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m trying to get an invite to the Playa Haters Ball.
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t even know you and I hate your guts.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
C’mon. It’s hard enough to quit without you making it so fucking sexy
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The only thing that could make sucking on some titties better is if they dispensed drugs. I’ve never tried it with a woman who’s lactating and it’d probably be kinda hot as a novelty, but the milk is not the selling point, I’m interested in the tits themselves. So I wouldn’t say I miss breastfeeding, I’d just usually rather be sucking on some titties than whatever else I’m doing. Also I just really like nicotine.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You could try asking onahole for that. Or Realbotix. Evidently, it would give bored teachers something to do during class.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Listen: you’ve GOTTA find yourself a lactating woman. Great fun.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck the niccy nippy, give me the THC titty
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Vapes are pacifiers for adults.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
And cocaine is milk powder for adults. First time I’ve ever thought the word “cope” should exist
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s weed dude
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol pothead. They mean non drug vapes
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the pot goes to my belly and lungs, not my head. that’s not how air works.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I’d never considered vaping before, but you’ve sold me on it, just as you meant to!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
If it was breastfeeding I miss, I’d be addicted to drinking milk from a baby bottle; not smoking.
What I really crave in my mouth is penis. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; but in my case it’s a big, brown cock.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
To be fair it is a useful tool for quitting smoking, I have several friends who’ve done so. Granted we’re all in like our 40s now so yeah, not trendy, just trying to avoid lung cancer.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not talking about the people using it as a temporary tool to quit smoking
Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What about the people that did that and it worked great, but now can’t quit the vape
Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have tried to find this custom tank and I have failed. My disappointment reaches to the clouds.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What if I just like zucchini duck
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is that like lemon chicken?
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah, that’s why may buddy always says MOMMY, MOMMY, GIVE ME MILKIES! before he starts vaping.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Now everyone at work is looking at me weird for saying I was going outside to breastfeed
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m having flashbacks to Disneyland.
The exit at space mountain.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said ‘Lactating Mothers’. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.