Keep puffin, dork.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now everyone at work is looking at me weird for saying I was going outside to breastfeed

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m having flashbacks to Disneyland.

      The exit at space mountain.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The last place I worked at had a room set aside for breastfeeding that never got used. Sign on the door said ‘Lactating Mothers’. Totally stole it to use for my upcoming psychobilly band, coincidentally, called The Lactating Mothers.

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• Chef@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Let me suck my robot dick in peace, please.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Robopenis

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• radiouser@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get the hate.

  I quit smoking with vaping and then reduced the nicotine levels down to 0 before quitting that too. Might not be for everyone but it certainly did me the world of good.

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  • frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i dont mind smokers turned vapers, but i think vapes get a bad rep because half its target audience ends up being children

    i know in my old high school vapes were plentiful

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m trying to get an invite to the Playa Haters Ball.

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    • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t even know you and I hate your guts.

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  C’mon. It’s hard enough to quit without you making it so fucking sexy

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Uhm, well it’s not like I’ve got hot milky mamas banging down my door to breastfeed me. What else do you expect me to do? Not lazily dream about big milky titties drowning me in milk?

  Wait, what were we talking about again?

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where can I sign up for this?

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If I knew, I wouldn’t share.

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a breast feeding woman?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Space Mountain.

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck the niccy nippy, give me the THC titty

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• emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only thing that could make sucking on some titties better is if they dispensed drugs. I’ve never tried it with a woman who’s lactating and it’d probably be kinda hot as a novelty, but the milk is not the selling point, I’m interested in the tits themselves. So I wouldn’t say I miss breastfeeding, I’d just usually rather be sucking on some titties than whatever else I’m doing. Also I just really like nicotine.

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  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could try asking onahole for that. Or Realbotix. Evidently, it would give bored teachers something to do during class.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Listen: you’ve GOTTA find yourself a lactating woman. Great fun.

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vapes are pacifiers for adults.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And cocaine is milk powder for adults. First time I’ve ever thought the word “cope” should exist

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s weed dude

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lol pothead. They mean non drug vapes

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    • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nicotine is a drug tho?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      the pot goes to my belly and lungs, not my head. that’s not how air works.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If it was breastfeeding I miss, I’d be addicted to drinking milk from a baby bottle; not smoking.

  What I really crave in my mouth is penis. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; but in my case it’s a big, brown cock.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d never considered vaping before, but you’ve sold me on it, just as you meant to!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To be fair it is a useful tool for quitting smoking, I have several friends who’ve done so. Granted we’re all in like our 40s now so yeah, not trendy, just trying to avoid lung cancer.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not talking about the people using it as a temporary tool to quit smoking

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    • Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What about the people that did that and it worked great, but now can’t quit the vape

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• Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have tried to find this custom tank and I have failed. My disappointment reaches to the clouds.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if I just like zucchini duck

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that like lemon chicken?

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• justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah, that’s why may buddy always says MOMMY, MOMMY, GIVE ME MILKIES! before he starts vaping.

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