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this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Karmanopoly@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I haven’t seen anything this staged lol.

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  • maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

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    • LostWon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      If you watch the video of this, Trump keeps emphasizing “Door Dash Granny’s” (on her shirt) husband needs cancer treatment. That could be scripted or she could be a real Dasher that got paid some (probably very small) payoff to do this. Either way it’s just a photo op where he tries to play up how his Big Bill throws pennies at poor people by not taxing tips (which from what I’ve heard have often been stolen not just by restaurant managers/owners but even through apps in some cases).

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She missed a great opportunity to kill him

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dozens do daily.

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  • Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn’t do that.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She was fully checked out before she ever got that close. She wasn’t even from the area, she was flown in from several states away. The entire thing was tightly engineered.

      And it still went off the rails. You can always count on MAGA to be virtuosically incompetent.

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      • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wait how did it go off the rails

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    • merdaverse@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The real doordasher was probably deported by ICE and replaced with this lady that does Republican photo ops

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband’s cancer.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ain’t no shot he tips.

      Probably disputes the delivery, in order to get a refund too

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In this case he actually did, although it was it a publicity stunt to promote his no tax on tips shit, which (of course) isn’t nearly as good in practice as the name sounds.

        But nice to know the media is still using photos that make him look doofy as fuck

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If its on camera at that angle, it’s staged

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    • miraclerandy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup! Totally staged. They have a mic clipped to the shirt. You can see the cord tuning up their shirt. 🫣

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  • sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She is a Maga spokesperson

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This isn’t a real picture. It can’t be a real picture.

    The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it’s Mar-a-Lago North??

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    • orlyowl@piefed.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was added after Trump took office. There were articles about it. Apparently labeling doorways is helpful for dementia patients, and many people took this as a sign of dementia.

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      • Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As someone who works with dementia patients daily, he very clearly has it both by his actions and those of everyone around him.

        I would be shocked if there’s anyone left paying attention that genuinely thinks he’s sane. But I am often shocked at what people believe.

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    • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you seen the inside? It’s worse

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He wants his world to look like a gilded toilet.

        And not even a decent toilet, because he is really irrationally angry that his McDonalds dumps don’t flush.

        Cheap piece of shit.

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    • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It's not real. A delivery person wouldn't get to the door of the oval office. And almost certainly an aide grabs the bag, though the fast food delivery obsessions is partly about security paranoia, so maybe he is paranoid enough to grab the bag.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Propaganda!!!

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?

    I bet he didn’t tip.

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.

      Bet.

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    • marighost@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean, I know he’s a real actual monster, but I’d fucking understand him eating people versus whatever the fuck is in that bag.

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    • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was going to ask if anyone thought he’d tip.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it had been a private moment, no press or anything, not only would he not have tipped, he would have claimed that his order wasn’t right and demanded a refund.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What makes you believe this is real?

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  • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      someone found these on aliexpress back when they were redecorating. it’s cheap plastic on top of all that.

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      First thing next president removes. After kicking out the squatter

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The next president will be like an Egyptian Pharaoh, and tear his name off of everything.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy fuck this is real.

    https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/doordash-trump-transgender-athletes

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    • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, it is a thing that happened, but it isn’t real. A doordasher cannot just walk up to and knock on the door at the white house. Trump would not be available to answer the door. It’s a staged media stunt.

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      • SacralPlexus@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yep, you can actually see what seems to be a microphone pack clipped on the bottom of her shirt.

        If that doesn’t scream “unscripted” I don’t know what does. /s

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      • Humana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The woman is clearly dressed up for the occasion, if you look closely electrical tape is holding her T-shirt to keep the from from bunching.

        I’m guessing some republican staffer started talking to the dasher one night, realized they were MAGA and decided to arrange this stunt.

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I guess. But also, people do just walk in the white house because security is very… American.

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you believe how absolutely droolingly down bad all these dudes are for trans women?

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  • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With the prices at McD lately, $100 is about a 15% tip.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This fuck hasn’t paid any of his bills. Ever.

      You think he tips?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok…this can’t be real. You’re telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?

    I mean, I do that when I’m stoned, but I don’t have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.

    For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can’t say I’d be surprised if I read the headline “Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president.”

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    • elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

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      • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The best part is Trump starts going on about “the trans” and asks her if she thinks men should be allowed to compete against women, and she’s like “I don’t have an opinion on that. I’m just here for the no tax on tips” and you see the slightest hint of homicidal rage as he stiffly pats her on the back.

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  • foggianism@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t it called “The Oral Office” since Clinton?

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He asked this lady to talk about how trans people are men playing women’s sports on national tv.

    She said she didn’t want to talk about that, which is awkward and ballsy.

    Trump is human trash.

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s definitely better than just sucking up to him and treating him like the celebrity he isn’t.

      But i wish people would tell him they don’t talk to war criminals and pedophiles

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ballsy

      I see what you did there.

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  • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    HAMBERDER!

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And after the feral nom nom nom, he grabbed her by the pussy.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    huh. somebody really could just dose him couldn’t they

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no way this isn’t marketing to wash his bad rep

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.

      “McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”

      You could even write a little jingle.

      “We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”

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      • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        problem is they are probably in on the pedophilia thing too.

        reminds me of that time when their ceo pretended to enjoy a burger for marketing.

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      • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Frank’s Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I’m willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes… I know what will make people respect me. It’s getting some MAGA stooge to pretend to be a delivery worker and give me a bag of McDonalds product in the Oval Office, as if that’s a thing that can actually happen.

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      • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        the sad part is that there are probably many out there who fall for this shit.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hate the non stop Trump body shaming much better ways to criticize him.

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    • michaelalf@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s not body shaming… It’s pointing out facts. Fact #1: Trump is a fatty Mcfatfuck.

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      • nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it is body shaming.

        neither trump nor his followers see or are hurt by your comment one little bit. you’re just telling everyone here who does see it that you think being fat is morally bad and people should be publicly made fun of for it. that’s body shaming. that’s the kind of shit these nazis do. why would you want to emulate nazis when fighting against nazis?

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s a fat stupid american that eats nothing but McDonald’s, and fat stupid americans elected him as their leader. That’s the reality we live in

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  • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    DoorDash gremlins come in all tax brackets.

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  • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus

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