Nah, it’s these dudes planning some scheme.
I also hope he got it
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dumbass@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
“You may shit on the cars, but we do not grant you the rank of borb”
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The pigeon being interviewed is John Titor, when he returned to his future the government was mad that he traveled back in time to talk to people on message boards so they transferred his consciousness into a pigeon. Now he’s just stuck trying to get some kind of pigeon job. He’s a cheeky bastard though he tricks people (not me) into thinking the white stuff he leaves all over the deck at my house is delicious bird yogurt.
enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
(Long LinkedIn speech about how he can help the company enshittify everything more efficiently and economically)
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Don’t worry, they are just planning how to take over the world again.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is it for The Paloma Company?
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’ll be a feather in his cap if he gets it
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fantastic.