I also hope he got it

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “You may shit on the cars, but we do not grant you the rank of borb”

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  That fast food table interview is usually for a pyramid scheme. May the little guy dodge that bullet.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Nah, it’s these dudes planning some scheme.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’ll be a feather in his cap if he gets it

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fantastic.

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• enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  (Long LinkedIn speech about how he can help the company enshittify everything more efficiently and economically)

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they are just planning how to take over the world again.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Is it for The Paloma Company?

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The pigeon being interviewed is John Titor, when he returned to his future the government was mad that he traveled back in time to talk to people on message boards so they transferred his consciousness into a pigeon. Now he’s just stuck trying to get some kind of pigeon job. He’s a cheeky bastard though he tricks people (not me) into thinking the white stuff he leaves all over the deck at my house is delicious bird yogurt.

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