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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Will your girlfriend delete your browser history?!

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Valid crash out

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fake, since real Minecraft fans very much were not into it. Unless they’re kids, I guess.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s like they said, “let’s make a movie about Minecraft and have as many tropes about it without actually making a movie about it.”

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Theres a really good fan-made mini-movie on YT:

      youtu.be/BMBtL5-cAu0

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn Couldn’t even let’em be the third wheel. What a shit friend.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro’s before hoes.

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    • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it an iron hoe or a diamond hoe tho?

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      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Never waste your diamonds on a hoe

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      • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Diamond with mending and silk touch.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wants so much friendship they end it completely at a minor roadblock

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    • Linearity@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who was your first kiss? Who did you do it with first?
      Irrelevant. Nobody cares. What really binds someone to another, is experiencing this legendary piece of art with them for the first time.
      To call the first experience of THE Minecraft Movie a minor roadblock is ludicrous, absurd and clearly indicates that you’re completely out of touch with reality.
      My father is an admin at lemmy.today, he will be hearing about this… I can only hope that you return on an alt as a better person, and a more refined member of society.

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is this the first native and self referential copypasta on the fediverse?

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A minor roadblock? A minor roadblock is paying for a server. A minor roadblock is picking up your weapons when you die. A minor roadblock is building an automatic IRON FARM!

      This is’t a minor roadblock, its ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hearing a Alanis Morissette song.

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cause the love that you gave that we made 
      Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no 
      And every time you speak her name 
      Does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you died 
      ‘Til you died, but you’re still alive

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