marriage update

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• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta love they ask for your income level before asking your name.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yet another marriage ruined by Big Towel. Smh my head

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• BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tom looking forlornly out of the towels is gutting me.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you can put that in the lover’s style section

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, I want a snuggle hut!

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It must stink

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not sure what you wrote. Do you think it will stink? Or do you demand that it has to?

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know you can wash towels, right?

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m going to need to see a rear picture of both Darlene and Tom before I can really decide. So I suppose I’m still deciding.

  Quick question, is the pile of towels still around?

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quick question, is the pile of towels still around?

    God I hope not. Once it rains, that’s a recipe for mildew and fungus if I’ve ever seen one. You can probably smell it for a mile in every direction, to say nothing of what that’s doing to Tom.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It doesn’t say “check one only”.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  GODDAMIT! Here I was thinking that this was a wonderful way to maturely alert the world to their new status, and in the end it just turns out to be nothing but another AD! SPAM!

  I’m profoundly disappointed.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I really hope this isn’t satire.

  I mean, it’s pretty good satire but it would be good if it’s true

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  • aeiou@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a @truewagner bit.

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that the same person who made the milk bath advertisements?

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What an absolute frood.

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Absolute gigafrood energy.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    some may even call him a hoopy frood

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Well he certainly knows where his towel is

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tom gets it

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He understands.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  growing up in a small town, this is accurate.

  the Jr high science teacher was the town whore. you could find her at the bar most Fridays. you knew she was there by the smokers cackle.

  how would a student know who’s in the bar you might be asking yourself. because it was the town watering hole and everybody went there.

  how did a student know she was the town whore? because several high school students couldn’t keep their mouths shut after losing their virginity.

  she did throw the best parties in highschool though, if you were into the swingers lifestyle.

  fun fact, her husband was a cuck.

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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unfortunate that she was a pedophile but at least she has event planning skills

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean…these were 17-18 year old students. well within the age of consent in the state this happened in.

      still gross though.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never seen an analog digital media post before.

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wonder how the big pile of towels is resilient to the elements, such as wind, rain, or earthquakes

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, I need a LOT more clarity on this “pile-o-towels” situation. 48 hours? Is there a chamber under there? Or does the pile just press down on him? Isn’t it soggy from the rain? What if you have to pee? Or eat? Or watch TV? How is the wifi reception in there? Does he only do it when she’s getting frisky with random dudes in the house?

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the old tarp and towel. 3 layers of towels, then tarp, then 15 more layers of towels. You climb in between the 15 to get the comfort/weight right. The top 3 layers absorb the loud rain drop noise and the tarp keeps out the leaks.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Father Donovan was always pretty chill.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everybody knows Father Donovan’s a got thing for Darlene. Word is she’s wild in the sack.

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• AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s always a good day when a new TrueWagner project hits the wild.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This guy hits my humor button perfectly

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    • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Same. We’ve got a local guy here in New Haven, CT that’s doing similar stuff. Once a week or so, I take a walk around town looking for new ones. I’ll post the next one I find.

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “All our fucking neighbors” this is the internet you dont have to self censor

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    In their defense it might be the name of the subdivision / street and not a curse word, but censored to avoid “doxxing”.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doesn’t really match the tone, it’s probably the name of the apartment complex

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very considerate of them.

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lover’s Style? I’m surprised this hasn’t been jumped on yet. “All Conquering?” “(Power) Bottom?” “70s Porn?”

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And just where can one procure such a pile of towels?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh don’t worry, the post office delivers them all the time.

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very whimsical stuff going on.

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