If this were real, consider how it would come to be. It’s obvious that even if we pretend it’s for accessibility purposes, it’s worse than just pulling up beside the bench because now you have to deal with backing into the spot.
But what if it’s more nefarious than that? No budget to put in new benches with spikes or whatever built in. But maybe there’s room in the budget for “accessibility upgrades”. Maybe a ramp was sacrificed for this idiocy.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound men to receive a handjob from two women at once!
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
It’s 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men!
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or yo mamma and yo daddy at once
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is
Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Hmm. I’m seeing the person in the wheelchair giving two handjobs to people on the seats. I think they used to call this skiing.
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.
Two guys could give just as good a hand job…
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why did you choose this way round? Surely a wheelchair-bound women taking ski lessons would be more natural?
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Props to the wheelchair-bound well-endowed dude if he needs 2 hands to properly jizz.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!