These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
Anti-masturbation DLC
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You really can’t be a proper christian, unless you want to fuck everything in sight and at the same time feel disgusted and ashamed by it.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You here have explained the root reason of so much bigotry and hated
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You know they probably use the death grip method, too, because they really hate their own dicks.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They think attacking the symptoms is attacking the cause…
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It can if they currently have an unhealthy habit or addiction to fapping or porn.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
They really think believing in magical sky daddies will improve their life in any way at all.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is it weird that I think that doing so is kinda gross? And I am a man. I don’t do it often.
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hope you’re getting plenty then. You want to ejaculate around twenty times a month for a healthy prostate.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that he woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
glowing?
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the dark.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
We’ve all been there.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
kurwa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some motherfuckers share too much
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.
According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.
I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Duh
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just don’t shave for a month and you’re good.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It basically is though, it’s larping.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Stop insulting us LARPers. What have we ever done to deserve it?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
LARP WAR!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Lightning bolts
codemankey@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
It’s larping for people without a sense of humour.
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most folk just want direction. Sometimes all it takes is the right social club to change a lifetime of political direction.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sometimes all it takes is joining a cult
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah a lot of them are pretty open about going to Christianity because they’re directionless. It offers purpose, direction, and community. That all is something the left has struggled to provide to these people (but it absolutely can). So yeah, talk to the directionless young men in your life about food not bombs and union organizing or the right will.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I agree. For a lot of people, politics is just a hobby that they’ve sunk their entire identity into. Like the new golfer that starts buying all sorts of clubs and gear, or the new woodworker who has to buy every tool before he makes a single cutting board, etc.
They discover politics, and the next thing you know, they’re wearing star-spangled ties in the office, they’ve got stickers all over their bumper, they’ve programmed their car radio presets to nothing but conservative talk stations, they develop a snear whenever they say the word Liberal, etc.
They just need a new hobby. Get them a new bicycle, and in a month they’ll have a $5000 Italian racing bike, all the tight spandex clothes, special expensive shoes with locking cleats, $300 Oakleys, etc. They’ll be a pain in the ass on the roads, but at least they’ll be too busy riding to vote.
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
- Jesus Christ, 33 CE
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Lmao
Mikina@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
That’s actually exactly how the 70s “chaos magick” occultism works. If you get past the cringy name, it was one of the more interesting occultistm movements which actually kind of make sense even to me, as someone who’s not really into esoterism (or rather - I like researching it, but would feel dumb practicing since I’m skeptical)
Their core idea is that all of the other occultist movements and orders are basically all the same - through belief, rituals and symbols you affect your subconscious to manifest change, and it doesn’t matter what “flavor” / dogma / lore you choose to believe in. What matters is that you really truly belive.
So, a wiccan making circles in a forest while invoicing spirits or someone making a pizza pentagram while invoking Garfield is the same,as long as he believes into it.
The only thing that matters is that it works for you, and to find what does and what doesn’t they work with “paradigm shifts”, where you decide that " I"m going to try wicca for a year", and then you delve deep into that practice, trying to trully accept it and go all in, noting your experience and results, to see if it works for you.
After a year, you review your results, and move on to other practice, I.e “I’ll be a christian for a year”, and you really get into it, going to churches, practicing all the daily prayers and rituals, and the like.
It’s my favorite occultism movement, because it’s o me of the few where I can imagine that it actually makes sense and could work for making your life better, if you have grounded expectations of course.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t subscribe to Chaos Magick per se, but I do appreciate the postmodern view and willingness to sort of aggregate what works. Personally, it’s the cringe folks leaning into “I’m a mess, so I do chaos magic” crew that turn me off to the whole movement even though the premise is rational and based. That and I don’t like dealing with the costs of doing magick that just come with the territory. Sort of like remote viewing - if it works, then you get results and you’re doing it right.
I’m pleasantly surprised at Lemmy’s response to this comment, though.
Mikina@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Tbh I’ve never really looked into or talked with almost anyone who’s into oculltism. I do know a few friends who are heavily into the unformalized new-age stuff, and they are definitely not ok to the point it controls their life, but I realize that it’s a spectrum (and I don’t mean it as “it’s autism” way, but that the way people approach even to the new-age stuff can be a spectrum of reasonable-dangeeous). I’m mostly sad because you can’t really talk to people like that, and share cool lore on a topic most people consider downright crazy, because there isn’t any or they haven’t done any research. Even astrology has some cool lore and manuscripts, but they usually don’t care.
I just think it’s cool, and reading about the practices of different cults and orders is extremely interresting.
I’d vager a guess that “chaos magick” has a similar problem to LaVeye’s Satanism, where you get a lot of edgy people researching the bare minimum, if even that, and just being edgy. Not that it wasn’t edgy, it’s one of the few movements that was downright off-puting for me due to how extremely selfish and arogant it is (IIRC it’s basically “I m a massive dick and walk over anyone”), but people who don’t even know what they are subscribing to are worse.
I never got that feeling from chaos magick, it felt just like you said - extremely rational, and was actually the first movement that made sense, as in “I can imagine this actually working”, with the argument “rituals work by nudging your subconsciousness to the direction you need”.
That’s basically the same as Budhissm does, just by hacks and symbols instead of just sheer practice and will. And we kind of have a proof that budhism works. Image
And even for someone who doesn’t really believe in magic, this makes sense and I can imagine it actually working.
Plus, doing rituals is fun, and a little faith gives a pretty fun amount of LARPing into your life, as long as you don’t let it control you and are reasonable about it.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I stopped watching the Old Testament when I came to Chronicles, at which point I gave up. How do you introduce 900 new characters in a single chapter…
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It’s even worse than that, they introduce them and then like 90% of them are never mentioned ever again.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Oh boy, speed running to christian nationalism.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can’t start no fap right away gotta wait till his PH membership expires
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Late-convert catholics are the worst kind of christians. They’re just fundie evangelists that want to dominionism harder than the dominionists themselves.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anon gonna molest kids in his local church soon
einlander@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Superbook and Flying House are anime about the Bible and Christianity.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Binge reading the Bible
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He won’t make it past the Begats.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You don’t need any labels to agree with the fundamental truths and moral teachings of big J. If you have eyes to see and ears to hear (the subvocalization inherent in reading, because we’re around 2000 years too late to hear him preach, lol), the Sermon of the Mount just makes sense, for instance.
Idk what this person is doing besides memeing for our collective amusement, but if they’re for real they need to rethink the way they think before they start any applied philosophical pursuits. 😅
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
You’ve got issues.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re part of the human experience. 🤷😉
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
True, but that more or less applies to all religions. The problem is that it’s never just the wisdom of the beatitudes or the Tao Te Ching. At a certain point they start asking you to believe this guy rose from the dead, and a lot of us just don’t buy it
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Neither do I, that’s why I call him big J, the man, and not “one of the deities of Roman Catholicism”. 😅
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Was this the pilot or something? I don’t remember Moral Orel looking like this.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have to laugh at the Far Cry 5 background.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Why not just say 2 weeks? Why 1/2 month?
Predalien@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Probably means “1 to 2 months” not half a month
toofpic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“He started with Thousand Candle Punch, and then Evoked Gabriel. This was super effective”
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“Guys I just started buddhism and so far it has just been sitting quietly, and destroying sand mandalas, when does it get to the good stuff like reincarnation? Can I skip the first season and start with 2 or will this have important plot ramifications?”
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
"Is there an in-universe way to pay myself forward? It's taking too long and I'm grinding makes me bored out of my mind".
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes you can. Just send 500$ in playstation gift cards to the following address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Washington, DC 20500