Because I’m getting rid of the old shit!
People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by bizarroland@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Comments
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AH! I just realized I have 2025 shit still in me.
Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve shit 3 tines so far this year
just_another_person@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because you have no other choice.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I could starve myself to death!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
23:53
I’m still stuck in 2025
solrize@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It’s January 1 here now. I’d like a coconut macaroon please.
bonenode@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Beans
theneverfox@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Trying to get out all the 2025 shit. 2026 may or may not be better, but I know I want to be done with 2025
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s still Dec 31st.
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Over here it’s already december 32nd.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Damn dude, like, watch out for the langoliers or something
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Dude here in New Zealand it’s about to be the 2nd. We’re approaching multiple hangovers in twentysix