People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit?

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s still Dec 31st.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Over here it’s already december 32nd.

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    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn dude, like, watch out for the langoliers or something

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  • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude here in New Zealand it’s about to be the 2nd. We’re approaching multiple hangovers in twentysix

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• Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because I’m getting rid of the old shit!

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AH! I just realized I have 2025 shit still in me.

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• Drbreen@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve shit 3 tines so far this year

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• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because you have no other choice.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I could starve myself to death!

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  23:53

  I’m still stuck in 2025

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• solrize@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s January 1 here now. I’d like a coconut macaroon please.

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• bonenode@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beans

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