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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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    • VoodooMug@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      midi-chlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      And osmosis is the hyper fusion of water across a semipermeable membrane.

      I failed biology because I just refused to study (was an idiot), but that one always stuck with me.

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Nope sorry

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    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/4fNS9CNmIc8

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    You can’t go faster than light because time and space are basically the same thing, and you’re always moving through both of them together at a constant rate.
    When you stand still, you move only through time, at the top speed of one second per second.
    When you start moving through space, your speed doesn’t change, only your direction. The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.
    At light speed, you’re moving only through space. Your movement through time is zero, so time stops for you.
    Going faster through space would mean going back in time, which would break causality.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Causality is overrated. I’d be ok if we broke it.

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        What would we replace it with? The raw chaos of the universe in its unformed state?

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      • mech@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        But Causality isn’t OK with that.

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair, what even is “standing still”? I’m sitting in a chair in a spaceship made out of silica, metal, gasses, and water traveling around 220km/s relative to Sagittarius A.

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      • mech@feddit.org ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        It’s always in relation to a frame of reference.
        Compared to earth, you’re standing still, so your time passes at the same rate as earth time.
        Compared to Sagittarius A, you’re moving through space, so your time passes slower than that of Sagittarius A.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      When you stand still

      That’s not really possible, though, right? It is at a macro level, but you’re never not moving in 3d space at small levels, right?

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Cheers! I’ve never needed to know this. It will probably become relevant in future, now. So cheers for this!

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      My old man was a fan of Yes, and so when they went on tour sometime around maybe 2003, I don’t recall specifically, Rick Wakeman came back to play keys for the tour, and it was a real treat.

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    • wallabra@lemmy.eco.br ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      You can just say intersection

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      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        I think “intersect” keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you “Rick Man”. We’d need an “exclusion” or an “XOR” to retain the non-shared sections.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn’t know anything.

    The reason the Oracle of Apollo said “No man is wiser than Socrates” is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.

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    • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      “That’s us, dude!” “Oh, yeah!”

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      I pronounce it So-Crates because of William S. Preston, Esq., and Theodore Logan.

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        Most excellent!

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    “I don’t know shit about fuck” - character from Ozarks I forgot the name of

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    • SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      All I know is that I know nothing -Plato

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  • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Security by obscurity does not work, because people are only so creative up to a point. Hence, there are only handful of configurations for the attacker to try out.

    This contrasts to e.g. 128-bit secure encryption, which involves trying 2^128 times to break it - which is a number with whopping 38 zeros. It takes 10^22 years to break it with trying at 1GHz rate. It is simply incomparable, and adding a few bits of security by obscure combination is simply not worth it.

    Yet, so many people and organizations seem to prefer obscurity to actual security.

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    • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      It really depends in the purpose. Sometimes you can hide stuff in unexpected places when there isn’t much interest for other people to find it, or if they don’t even know about it’s existence.

      Also sometimes it is good enough to just delay the discovery of something for a while, because its value after a certain time diminished completely.

      So, I would argue that sometimes security by obscurity can be useful. But I agree that it generally shouldn’t replace proper encryption.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.

    One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.

    In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.

    He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.

    The end.

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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve learned a few things about some stuff to the point where I can definitely say I have some knowledge about them.

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I know like 3 things, and it’s mostly where my stuff is.

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    • richie_golds@lemmy.ca ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t even know that most of the time.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    The real secret to the most delicious sauces you’ve ever tasted is one anchovy fillet turned into paste and simmered into the sauce, for every litre/quart of sauce you are making.

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      It’s why the Romans didn’t use salt as a condiment, but fish sauce. The umami+salt is different and objectively better.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      I just made Serious Eats All-American Beef Stew earlier today, and they call for anchovies (which I had none, so I substituted fish sauce) as the umami bomb. But even for folks who get grossed out by little fish, it gets blended with chicken stock, tomato paste, Worcestershire sauce, and soy sauce (and gelatin), to create the base. Fish sauce has become a staple in my house for certain recipes, it’s great.

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  • Gwot@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I think that Descartes fellow was onto something


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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve had some experience and know stuff about something, just letting you know

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  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago
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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      You sound like someone I’d love to sit and have a beer with. I hope you find peace.

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      • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        Cheers brother. I was once a minor local celebrity in Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania because of my beer knowledge. I used to be a home brewer and was involved in brewing clubs and had a lot of brewing friends. Before covid I was a bar manager for a craft beer store/restaurant/bar called Kreugels Beer and Deli. We were regularly featured on a local TV show called “Wine Hops and Road Stops”- think of a low rent version of “Diners, Dives, and Drive-ins”. The host, Jeff Bonomo, still does it. The episodes are all on YouTube im in a lot of season 3 and 4. I would do segments where I would talk about craft beer and the history of brewing. With my Irish hat and my red beard i’m kind of recognizable. For a little while every time I went out I’d hear “hey you’re that beer guy!” Lol.

        Literally the day before covid shutdown jeff told me the bosses at the TV station wanted to make me a paid co-host for the show. I was RIGHT there
 Fame money women
 Or actually none of that. Lol. But seriously, they did want to bring me in but then shutdown happened and everything changed. My bar closed it’s doors permanently not long after. I miss those days

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Three questions:

      1. Zahi Hawass - was he just “on” as official national tour guide, or was he able to act like a real human, and if so, what was your read on him?

      2. While out and about in the Sahara, ever hear of or run into a guy named “Camel Steve”?

      3. Do you have a few JHMCS helmets with manufacturing flaws that you take home and let the kids run around with and play jet pilot?

      Also, thanks for being a dude with stories on Lemmy.

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      • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        I met zahi hawass in 1995 before he was anything other than an egyptologist and a university professor. The charisma you see on TV is 100% the real him. At the time my family was living in Jerusalem Israel. My dad was an engineer for Intel helping set up a new chip manufacturing facility on the outskirts of town.

        In the 90’s there were a lot of improved relationships between Israel and its neighbors. In 1973 there was the 6 day war where Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and a could other countries I can’t remember, all attacked Israel simultaneously. At which time Israel kicked all of their asses back to their deserts of origin in less than a week.

        Anywho
 In 1995 Israel opened its southern border into Egypt for tourism. I think they called it the Tabla crossing. I was 15. We drove across the Saini desert in kind of a tour bus. We were the first Americans to make the trip. Long fucking drive too. I think it took something like 5 hours just to cross the endless wastes.

        I think Egypt was trying to lay out the red carpet for us. We stayed as a hotel that was unbelievably lavish. Lol, we were told we must stay in our rooms or be off grounds between 5pm and 7pm because they sprayed for mosquitoes. These guys are wearing these gas powered foggers full of DDT that spread a haze you couldn’t see through.

        We met Dr Hawass at our hotel and he rode with us to Giza. In pictures the pyramids look like they’re in the middle of the desert but in reality there’s a densely populated neighborhood right next to it. He walked through all of them with us. We walked through every interior room and walkway privately. He showed us his personal dig sites and I saw, with own eyes, heiroglyphs of a kangaroo. There’s debate about this but I know what I saw. He took us through the museum and we bought some little statue figurines from a street before that Dr Hawass authenticated. He said they were legit middle kingdom artifacts. It was unreal. I boldly drank tap water because I wanted to develop an immunity to the local pathogens, anticipating a return. I never did visit Egypt again but I did suffer through amoebic dissentary for 3 weeks.

        It was years later when I started seeing Dr Hawass on TV. At first I was like
 wait I recognize that voice
 Then the holy shit moment when I realized what a true gift it had been to get a private tour. It was me, my parents and my 5 year old younger brothers; 5 days in Egypt, I’m pretty sure the whole things didn’t cost $4000 at the time.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Sky is blue

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: for a system of differential equations to have a unique global solution, you only need the vector field to be continuous in time and Lipschitz continuous in the state space.

    This Math Fact is brought to you by Math-Autism Gang. Subscribe for more Math Facts.

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    • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, do you happen to be a physicist or an analyst?

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    • WildPalmTree@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Subscribe, but with more information, a video, some homework and a pamphlet to give to my neighbours.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I know the best way to get cat hair off things is

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      a squeegee
      (no, really!)

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah that’s actually the answer. I just wanted to see what other people suggested.

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      • Echolynx@lemmy.zip ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

        Wait what?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.

    You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I know how to write “Shauwn”

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • bastion@feddit.nl ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I do.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I know what piping bags are for.

    Hint: not for piping

    Source: experience

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Did you put rats in them?

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  • SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    You can test if a 9 volt battery is good or not by touching the 2 prongs on the end to your tongue. You’ll know if it has juice or not.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      A basic AAA battery has enough amperage to kill a human without the ohmage that the skin provides.

      One time a guy got curious and poked himself with copper wires so they would be in direct contact with his electrolyte-filled blood. Those wires were attached to a 1.5v battery, and he electrocuted himself and died.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      You can do the same with any two wires to test if they’re live.
      Depending on the voltage, either you’ll know, or the people around you will.

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  • Gigdragon@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Most conservatives can be defeated in arguments with their own statements. Just a little poking and it falls apart under its own weight.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Otoh, they mostly make it up as they go while ignoring everything around them, so your mileage may vary.

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  • jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Hi yith I no thingz

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁚3⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    What kind of experience are you talking about? Maybe I’m a candidate for having it. I dunno.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Female hyenas have dicks.

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    • MashedHobbits@lemy.lol ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

      Am I a female hyena?

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I have ADHD at a level rarely rivaled so I know quite a bit about a variety of things

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  • cheesybuddha@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    Well, I’m over 40, so I know a bit about WW2.

    Mostly from the documentaries I fall asleep to in the afternoons.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁚2⁩ ⁚weeks⁩ ago

    I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don’t know.

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