I’ve learned a few things about some stuff to the point where I can definitely say I have some knowledge about them.
Thanks 🙏🏻
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Ghostie@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 hours ago
I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.
One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.
In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.
He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.
The end.
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I was a child star. As a member of the Singing Boys of Pennsylvania I performed in every state east of the Mississippi before age 12. I sang Carol of the Bells to a Cardinal in a McDonald’s. I have 8000 hours on a jack hammer and 5000 hours on a forklift. I’ve got thousands of hours doing finish concrete, plumbing, framing, roofing, sheet rocking, demolition, and more.
The only degree I’ve completed is my bartending degree, but in the 7 years I wasted in college I spent a year as a high school student teacher and two years interning as a respiratory therapist. I was a summer camp counselor working with horses, leading trail rides and teaching basic riding skills. I’ve worked farms. I was a commercial salmon fisherman in Alaska. I was a volunteer fireman. I was a mechanic, A basement waterproofer, a contractor, a waiter, and a 6 figure salesman.
I’ve made $10,000 in a day may times and used a kureg to boil water for ramen because I didn’t own a microwave just as often. I’ve explored the pyramids with zahi hawass. I’ve crossed the Saini desert and slept under the stars in the Negev. I have crossed a desert on a camel with the the bediuon. . I’ve snorkeled in the red sea and swam a mile across shark infested waters to explore an island in the Mediterranean.
I’ve traveled north Africa. I’ve lived in Jerusalem. I’ve prayed at the Western wall. I’ve studied 5 languages but I only speak 2. I’ve traveled Europe by train. I’ve seen the Aurora with my eyes. I have a picture of myself standing next to a salmon shark while holding a WWII vintage M-1 Garand. I saved a harbor seal from a net. I have seen pilot whales surface three times before diving.
Today I am the only person in the world who makes the quarter million dollar JHMCS helmet, specifically the ROMA carbon fiber housing, but I am responsible for the whole thing. Any time you see an F 18 take out a target from five miles away, that was me. I work 65 hours, 7 days per week to meet demands that only get tighter.
A am a father, a husband, and carry the burden of more than one child who was never born.
My story is still being written. I will never stop searching for peace.
Bosht@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You sound like someone I’d love to sit and have a beer with. I hope you find peace.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Three questions:
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Zahi Hawass - was he just “on” as official national tour guide, or was he able to act like a real human, and if so, what was your read on him?
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While out and about in the Sahara, ever hear of or run into a guy named “Camel Steve”?
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Do you have a few JHMCS helmets with manufacturing flaws that you take home and let the kids run around with and play jet pilot?
Also, thanks for being a dude with stories on Lemmy.
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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The real secret to the most delicious sauces you’ve ever tasted is one anchovy fillet turned into paste and simmered into the sauce, for every litre/quart of sauce you are making.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s why the Romans didn’t use salt as a condiment, but fish sauce. The umami+salt is different and objectively better.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
VoodooMug@feddit.org 1 day ago
midi-chlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.
cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Well, I’m over 40, so I know a bit about WW2.
Mostly from the documentaries I fall asleep to in the afternoons.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman
wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 11 hours ago
You can just say intersection
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
I think “intersect” keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you “Rick Man”. We’d need an “exclusion” or an “XOR” to retain the non-shared sections.
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
You can’t go faster than light because time and space are basically the same thing, and you’re always moving through both of them together at a constant rate.
When you stand still, you move only through time, at the top speed of one second per second.
When you start moving through space, your speed doesn’t change, only your direction. The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.
At light speed, you’re moving only through space. Your movement through time is zero, so time stops for you.
Going faster through space would mean going back in time, which would break causality.GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
To be fair, what even is “standing still”? I’m sitting in a chair in a spaceship made out of silica, metal, gasses, and water traveling around 220km/s relative to Sagittarius A.
mech@feddit.org 5 hours ago
It’s always in relation to a frame of reference.
Compared to earth, you’re standing still, so your time passes at the same rate as earth time.
Compared to Sagittarius A, you’re moving through space, so your time passes slower than that of Sagittarius A.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Causality is overrated. I’d be ok if we broke it.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
What would we replace it with? The raw chaos of the universe in its unformed state?
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
But Causality isn’t OK with that.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I have ADHD at a level rarely rivaled so I know quite a bit about a variety of things
bastion@feddit.nl 11 hours ago
I do.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn’t know anything.
The reason the Oracle of Apollo said “No man is wiser than Socrates” is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
An airplane tire will hydroplane at a speed in knots equal to nine times the square root of the tire pressure in PSI. The real trick is undoing the little cap on the tire valve and reading the tire gauge while turning left base.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
I got something for ya [gives you something]
wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 11 hours ago
For some reason this sounds like an euphemism and I love it
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I knew this guy who knows a thing or two about knowing what I don’t know.
Randelung@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Yes hello I know something
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
If you wanna talk grammar or sumo I know like 3 things, maybe 4.
wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 11 hours ago
I’m experienced in having experiences
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“I don’t know shit about fuck” - character from Ozarks I forgot the name of
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
All I know is that I know nothing -Plato
Gwot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think that Descartes fellow was onto something…
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’ve had some experience and know stuff about something, just letting you know
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I know like 3 things, and it’s mostly where my stuff is.
richie_golds@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I don’t even know that most of the time.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sky is blue
robocall@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I can describe the flag of every country in Latin America and provide one trivia fact of my choice about the country as well.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 day ago
I know how to write “Shauwn”
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Fun fact: for a system of differential equations to have a unique global solution, you only need the vector field to be continuous in time and Lipschitz continuous in the state space.
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someacnt@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Oh, do you happen to be a physicist or an analyst?
WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Subscribe, but with more information, a video, some homework and a pamphlet to give to my neighbours.
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know the best way to get cat hair off things is
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
a squeegee
(no, really!)daannii@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yeah that’s actually the answer. I just wanted to see what other people suggested.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I know what piping bags are for.
Hint: not for piping
Source: experience
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
Did you put rats in them?
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You can test if a 9 volt battery is good or not by touching the 2 prongs on the end to your tongue. You’ll know if it has juice or not.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
A basic AAA battery has enough amperage to kill a human without the ohmage that the skin provides.
One time a guy got curious and poked himself with copper wires so they would be in direct contact with his electrolyte-filled blood. Those wires were attached to a 1.5v battery, and he electrocuted himself and died.
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
You can do the same with any two wires to test if they’re live.
Depending on the voltage, either you’ll know, or the people around you will.
someacnt@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Security by obscurity does not work, because people are only so creative up to a point. Hence, there are only handful of configurations for the attacker to try out.
This contrasts to e.g. 128-bit secure encryption, which involves trying 2^128 times to break it - which is a number with whopping 38 zeros. It takes 10^22 years to break it with trying at 1GHz rate. It is simply incomparable, and adding a few bits of security by obscure combination is simply not worth it.
Yet, so many people and organizations seem to prefer obscurity to actual security.
cmhe@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
It really depends in the purpose. Sometimes you can hide stuff in unexpected places when there isn’t much interest for other people to find it, or if they don’t even know about it’s existence.
Also sometimes it is good enough to just delay the discovery of something for a while, because its value after a certain time diminished completely.
So, I would argue that sometimes security by obscurity can be useful. But I agree that it generally shouldn’t replace proper encryption.