It’s a beautiful morning!

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• SpicyTaint@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s me when I login for work. 🙂

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  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”

  Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

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• e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No spoilers, please

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The real twist is the nukes that kill us all.

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• anubis2814@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I say hey! What’s goin on!

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at

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• m3t00@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  soldiers in your cup
  https://duckduckgo.com/?q=soldiers+in+your+cup&t=newext&atb=v502-1&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Ff6%2F9b%2F51%2Ff69b515719b04cf75788fec6b19371a3.jpg

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  conciousness.sys has initated

  “wake up” process running…

  accessing hippocampus.dll

  …

  …

  ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed

  Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that’s becoming a dictatorship?

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• Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is ASHS me figuring time and date after wakeup realising that sleeping son has to be in school in 5mins and me at work in 10mins…

  After I somehow stopped my 20’462 alarm clocks without being able to remember I ever did that

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