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Sorcery battle

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!

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      • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.

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  • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.

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    • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Haha, now I have two

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think mine got lost in the mail…

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      • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity

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    • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      why would I want to launch a a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They said slightly less gay, not more gay than a rainbow furry in a Village People orgy.

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We need ever-more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.

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    • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Unstable Unicorns mentioned

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!

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    • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, he said “slighlty less” gay, not straight…

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      • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So slightly less effective?

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don’t lie.

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      • Sxan@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ooo, sorry… Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        User name checks out. Also, is true.

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    • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Imagine if he went full GAY!

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  • OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

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      (Not my work, I just think it’s cool)

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But it’s still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes, it’s only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.

        Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.

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  • mtpender@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We love casting spells

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They LOVE casting spells.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m never quite sure if these people believe what they’re saying, and should be institutionalised, or it’s more of a vibe thing.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    WW3 would break out like instantly without the threat of nukes.

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    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      lol no it wouldn’t. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war.

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      • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        War is very profitable, for certain people. You can look at the enormous cost of conflicts for the minor benefits, but that cost is borne by taxpayers, while the benefiticiaries are almost exclusively the ruling class.

        But the ruling class, if they’re same and acting in their own self interest, don’t want to get involved in a peer conflict, where losing doesn’t just mean walking away from a country with whatever they could plunder, but could mean actually having their own necks on the line. They are already on top of the world, so why shake things up?

        The biggest danger of a major peer conflict is that, in order to get enough ordinary people on board such that they don’t mind spending enormous sums to line the pockets of the ruling class, we are fed a constant stream of propaganda designed to make us hate and fear foreigners instead. When the ruling class whips people up into such a frenzy, there’s always a chance of losing control, and winding up with some True Believer in the wrong place at the wrong time, like General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove.

        Until then, we will be in a constant state of “low-intensity” warfare, of imperialistic aggression against those too weak to fight back. While in the meantime, with so much money being poured into that, things will gradually get worse and worse domestically until we inevitably get either fascism or socialism.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s also devastating for people’s willingness to be ruled. There’s a brief wartime popularity boost in some circumstances, and defensive wars tend to remain popular, but eventually people get sick of rationing and of people they know dying.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We’re extremely interwoven now. What’s keeping China away from Taiwan is what they’ve seen in Ukraine and Iran.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Plus the fact that with the way the US is going, Taiwan might willingly jump into Chinese hands in a few years just to shield themselves from Western Aggression.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      WOOO! WW3 without nukes would be fire!

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        With nukes too!

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  • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD

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  • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ah I’ve heard a secret whisper saying when the uap’s were hovering over them(80’s or 90’s can’t recall) no nukes work. When they tried a test shot once. One hit it with a beam and made in inert. Somewhere in between is the truth I imagine

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  • ChaosCatWitch@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Damn

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s totally a dude

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