OryxAndCake

@OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Kyle Jenner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme check point.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s federation issues between piefed and lemmy currently. It’s not like this normally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivation™⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There must be something wrong with your hands. Sharks are smooth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivation™⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And smooth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivation™⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because smooth? Looks smooth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There, now everyone will be happy...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heroin is the drug, heronine is a girl coded hero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you did it in 1/4 second bursts it might, probably longer even as fatigue in your hands will slow you down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you know your ingredients and how they work in recipes, you can start being creative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would a disk shaped planet have uniform gravity like earth or would it vary depending on whether you're near the center or edges?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Babe, you have a moon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edibles aint shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorcery battle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

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  (Not my work, I just think it’s cool)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorcery battle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Few adult men are killed by adult women.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call out the men in your life who act shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, of course. You’re so special and woke and this is such wonderful resistance you’re doing! Everybody needs to listen to your miserable bitching about how awful you know everyone really is, and if they don’t then it’s fascism.

  Lmao, seriously are you like bpd or something? This is such attention seeking woe is me bullshit you’re pulling here, it’s really gross to watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you in a lot of pain or in withdrawel or something? I’m struggling to understand where all this self victimising vitriol is coming from otherwise.

  Yes, being disabled sucks, yes most people also suck, and everything is also fucking awful everywhere most of the time.

  But this is a comment section under a lighthearted post about moving furniture, so there’s obviously something else going on that has you so upset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is more?! Thank you ^_^!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to be included by people, try to be less of a dick.

  This isn’t me talking about the wider disabled community, of which I am part of, when I say this btw, this is me talking to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With that beautiful writing style? This prose would be lost on film.

  Honestly, I thought this was an excerpt from some modern classic usamerican novel. I was fully expecting to find this comment section full of references and people talking about the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you rather be reincarnated into a world of magic or reborn as yourself (with your current knowledge fully intact)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Please just let me die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carenheit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, but when it’s 30c+ outside there’s a huge difference between us going out wearing long sleeved linen shirts and light trousers, and the handful of people I always end up seeing (at least!) wearing puffer jackets and wooly hats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's just defending her country⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Shithole country” is something your president has called many other countries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's just defending her country⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone from the shithole country between Mexico and Canada.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider distribution.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the un-threatening nature of those rubber hose looking legs.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish someone had told my father this when I was little. He might just have stopped hitting me and calling me stupid if someone other than me pointed it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spherical Bastard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Multi-spherical bastards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more wizards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gah, I spelt her name wrong in all my excitement trying to write everything. It’s not really important but i named mine Witchy Boo(m).

  Man, tea breaks are not long enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more wizards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ikr?! She’s the Artillery Witch from Trench Crusade!

  TC is like an even more grimdark Warhammer. I’m mainly into it for my Witch Boo(m) as she is a freaking baddie, but ngl I do also deeply enjoy all the theological fuckery. The lore for the xtian and muslim factions is so much fun to read through and the Iron Sultinate is just so fucking cool to see in a game! God was so pissed at the christians for opening their dumb portal and starting the war, that he gave the muslims a fucking massive iron wall to protect them from the hordes of hell and has basically been uninvolved with the whole thing since. The christians have been cloning jesuses as weapons and turning kids into holy radios and god’s basically been giving them the silent treatment, lmao.

  Sorry if this was garbled, I was going to write more and better but I have run out of time and need to be a grown up away from my computer again now.