Comment on Sorcery battle

• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

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  • decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
      *officer gets shot*

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone needs to give cover while the other places the nukes.

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  • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    150. I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to “hand to hand combat with swords” and “blow up the planet”.

    Showing my age with this reference

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Brilliant!

      I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

      Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.

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