“My friend’s wife left him in Manitoba, 5 days later he could still see her walking away.”
Finally here
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Usually the jokes are about Saskatchewan, but Manitoba is substantially flatter. Much of Manitoba was the lakebed of glacial lake Agassiz - the largest lake to have existed in north america.
nexguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I’ve heard every joke
I’ve heard every word you say”
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
My dog ran away, it took three days.
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I live in Manitoba. I could not hit the up vote fast enough.
Guys have you seen our fields? We got fields.
Yeah living here is dull as fuck, but here’s a great story, I was driving on the highway 30 years ago and I saw a man stopped and staring out into a field. I had assumed he had car troubles and was staring out into the field in exhaustion, and I was stopping to be compassionate. He explained that he was visiting from China on a conference, and he had opportunity to rent a car. He was just staring into the canola fields, because he had never seen anything like that in his life - his reality was living in a highly congested city where a postage stamp of sky was visible for 18 seconds a day behind the smog & skyscrapers.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I did my M.Sc there, and lived there for 3 years, so i am allowed to shit on the province too lol.
It’s pretty in its own right, and the small towns can have their own charm, but it’s not for everyone.
rImITywR@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s it, back to Winnipeg!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I had a shirt that sead this
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We have many bumpers that stickers that say “Winnipeg - we were born here, what’s your excuse?”
adarza@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
please and thank you! just in time to see the wild vs jets on tuesday. haven’t been up there since the first incarnation of the moose moved up there from the cities.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I always forget manitoba exists it’s bc, alberta, saskatchewan then ontario, quebec and newfoundland/labrador
Manitoba is the most vague provence
Wfh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
PEI: am I a joke to you?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I thought I made my point but I can go through the rest provinces and territories
Siethron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh hey! It’s the ACE flag
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Or the netherlands, depending on what angle you view it from
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Topeka, Kansas
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Well, what are you waiting for? Get out there with a piece of chalk and list some attractions.
Joseph662@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That’s enough Attraction Already!
mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Midwest
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Winnipeg and Manitoba will always have a place in my heart for what it lost by the COVID pandemic. I was awarded a full paid interchange scholarship to do a semester on statistics on the Winnipeg university paid by the Canadian government, but it was sadly canceled because of COVID. I was already visualized my time there, all the people and friends I had, and then suddenly all the plans scrapped.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
At least there are trees. Wait to you hit Saskatchewan and you don’t even have that.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
You have the BC border to look forward to when you are leaving Manitoba and entering Saskatchewan
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Driving through Ontario (Ottawa to Kenora) is more soul sucking than MB to B.C.
Ontario never ends, then you blink and you’re in Alberta.