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Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

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decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction

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- tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  “Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
  *officer gets shot*
  
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Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Someone needs to give cover while the other places the nukes.

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Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to “hand to hand combat with swords” and “blow up the planet”.

Showing my age with this reference
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- tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Brilliant!
  
  I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
  
  Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
  
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