Gregg Phillips was in charge of the emergency response agency’s largest division and had come under scrutiny for a series of bizarre claims.
He teleported to a waffle house? Pfttt. I went to college in the south. That’s just called a friday night.
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Gregg Phillips was in charge of the emergency response agency’s largest division and had come under scrutiny for a series of bizarre claims.
He teleported to a waffle house? Pfttt. I went to college in the south. That’s just called a friday night.
klu9@piefed.social 13 minutes ago
How? On foot? Or… you know, the other way he does it?