Love me some billionaires âşď¸
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Love me some billionaires âşď¸
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Saturn devouring his son but nonchalantly
Jesus on the cross: âMy God, my God, why have you forsaken me?â
God: [ignore call]
At the end of every work day, that third panel is how I feel Iâve been treated. But then payday comes around and I keep going back for more torture.
How millionaires look defending billionaires who donât give a fuck about them.
The trick is to get them fighting about anything that is anything but how the rich are abusing the poor. Get them fighting over race, culture, sexuality, political affiliation, immigration, gender, really anything will work. The moment they start waking up just hit them with a new crisis like an impromptu war or domestic terror attack.
And since today, we now have trillionaires! Ainât that great? /s
We made it! đđ its gonna trickle down soonâŚ
On paper. Not money.
What do you think money is?
Thinking the stripper likes you, thinking the streamer/tuber cares about you, thinking the politician cares about you, thinking the celebrity is genuine, etc.
Where are yâall seeing this?
You donât know people like this?
'Murica
The land of stupidity
IDGAF if you think that, but you still understood it? Maybe it does.
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And all the people sad Setywer the billionaire that didnât win California primary.
Are billionaires inherently malevolent in your mind?
yes, and in real life too
You have to be a monster to get to billions. The only way to get that much money, is simply to sap it from other hardworking people.
Not exactly though. Most billionaires donât have billions liquid. Itâs from them making millions in business and then investing in stocks, ETFs, and buying existing businesses. Is Mr. Wonderful evil? Few billionaires just make money off the backs of middle class workers directly. In China where they pay workers like $5 a week and they canât leaveâŚthat is evil In the USA itâs mostly from portfolio growth and they then borrow against what their portfolio is worth for tax free cash.
Yes.
So if I start a business, save up 20mil, sell the business for 40mil, invest all my money, my investments do incredibly well and become worth over a billion, Iâm evil?
Look, we all like head but I donât want billionaire anywhere near my genitals
Maybe they give perfect sloppy. You cant know until you try it!
zewm@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Every Trump supporter.
cattywampus@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Getting people fighting over political identity is a classic move. If they dare befriend one another then thatâs a problem. Remember, never get over your differences, the rich and powerful depend on it.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
They are temporarily emberassed millionaires.