We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.

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• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity's highest achievements, to UFC fighting?

  Did he hit his head on something?

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  • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I want to make him many things in addition to sad

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      5 cabinet jobs and soon to be governor of Cuba. Let the poor guy have his me time.

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  • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.

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    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy's tiny hands style of rocket.

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  • breezeblock@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His audience is really that stupid

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  • 42firehawk@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably a fist.

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    • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or Trumps pubic bone.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!

  Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”

  Yup totally like the moon landing.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!

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  • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    glances at the DC police news blotter

    shuffles feet nervously

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.

  The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.

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• veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So they admit the moon landings are real.

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, they certainly didn’t build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With nazi-tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to get off this timeline.

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dis this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I really don’t get his point.

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s trying to make the whole UFC on the White House lawn thing sound like a good idea. His argument isn’t coherent because the whole thing is stupid.

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good, if this makes sense to you you should get help

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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