in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”
Yup totally like the moon landing.
We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.
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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!
Masamune@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
glances at the DC police news blotter
shuffles feet nervously
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.
The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!
Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
So they admit the moon landings are real.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You people put a man on the moon because you were willing to let Nazi shit slide.
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
3 cheers for Werner Von Braun…
lunar17@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, they certainly didn’t build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I want to get off this timeline.
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
its so sad that the only flex they can come up with was 60 years ago…
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
UFC is founded on having bum fights, it technically is pretty much a bum fight.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With nazi-tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dis this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that
buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now do that, but with healthcare
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really don’t get his point.
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
He’s trying to make the whole UFC on the White House lawn thing sound like a good idea. His argument isn’t coherent because the whole thing is stupid.
chunes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s poorly making an argument for how the UFC is unique but leaving out that it’s because people generally frown upon people giving each other brain damage for our entertainment.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
[deleted]WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Has anyone explained to this idiot that we invented punching and wrestling thousands of years before the UFC existed?
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It might be due to the fact that I have self awareness, but I would kill myself if I ever said something that stupid.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ll never make it in government with that attitude
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
How about if the Mars rover took a picture of the flag planted by Neil Armstrong?
It’s 1000x harder to certify as a hairdresser than get elected into government.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“We put men on the moon. Then we put them in spandex. 'Murica”
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity's highest achievements, to UFC fighting?
Did he hit his head on something?
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 weeks ago
Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I want to make him many things in addition to sad
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
5 cabinet jobs and soon to be governor of Cuba. Let the poor guy have his me time.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
hes going to have to fight couch humping vance for the presidency,.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy's tiny hands style of rocket.
breezeblock@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
His audience is really that stupid
42firehawk@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Probably a fist.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Or Trumps pubic bone.