Masamune

@Masamune@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😡☹️🙁😐🙂😊😄⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my secret, I’m always 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" has infected Google's search AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let’s see which one makes more sense.

  This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta try #19⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  About tree fiddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck these doors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one man should have all that power⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one man should have all that power⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This, but powered by corgis instead of motorcycles.