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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So he can’t do it?

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s more of a wine kinda guy.

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    • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

    Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

    Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?

    Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  G-Man, J-Man. What is next ? H-Man ?

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A man that does heroin? A man that is a horse? Both?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    G-man Jesus. That could be funny.

    Actually I could see Trump using that.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  The only thing I drink is Baja Blast and I’m so healthy I lay these twice a week.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That reminds me to add some lemon juice to my water.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Care to elaborate?

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh God I saw that on Reddit a few years ago. I think it’s a huge fucking kidney stone

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m so glad I stopped drinking soda before Baja blast was available in stores and that I’m not the ”only drinks wine” kinda gay guy (just cause it’s so expensive).

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wine isn’t just for the gays.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course— and I love wine! But in my decades of gayery, there are, ya know, those gays who make it all about “oh what wine are you drinking?”

      When all you wanna do is catch a buzz and relax. Like, why does having a drink have to be so much work? Bitch, let me relax!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “so you’re saying you’re not saying you can’t, you’re saying you won’t. I’m saying you can’t.”
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  Eat it in one bite coward

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• Masamune@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Welp, fuck your 10 commandments. Commence Operation Soda Steal!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I did hilarious that Gary Gygax came up with a better way of maintaining your worshipers’ loyalty and behavior than so-called real gods ever did.

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