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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So he can’t do it?

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

    Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

    Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?

    Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s more of a wine kinda guy.

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    • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  G-Man, J-Man. What is next ? H-Man ?

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A man that does heroin? A man that is a horse? Both?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    G-man Jesus. That could be funny.

    Actually I could see Trump using that.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  The only thing I drink is Baja Blast and I’m so healthy I lay these twice a week.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Care to elaborate?

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh God I saw that on Reddit a few years ago. I think it’s a huge fucking kidney stone

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That reminds me to add some lemon juice to my water.

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• Masamune@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m so glad I stopped drinking soda before Baja blast was available in stores and that I’m not the ”only drinks wine” kinda gay guy (just cause it’s so expensive).

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wine isn’t just for the gays.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Of course— and I love wine! But in my decades of gayery, there are, ya know, those gays who make it all about “oh what wine are you drinking?”

      When all you wanna do is catch a buzz and relax. Like, why does having a drink have to be so much work? Bitch, let me relax!

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