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- Comment on Excellent rant 2 weeks ago:
Put a fricken laser on it
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 2 weeks ago:
Reading comprehension here is worse than tumblr, istg.
- Comment on Classic rock 2 weeks ago:
I always thought it was an abbreviation of offspring? As in, this is a poem for your kid.
- Comment on Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! 3 weeks ago:
Do you think he waxes his shoulders and back?
I have never seen a man with so much chest hair that didn’t also have hella hairy everything else, and his rug ends like a halter top.
- Comment on [drugs] what does LSD feel like? 3 weeks ago:
With a musically trained brain you’re probably going to have a lot of fun with lsd. I wish you luck and many fun trips!
(I just reread my original comment and my English is so bad, lmao. I was super tired when I typed that up, apologies!)
- Comment on [drugs] what does LSD feel like? 4 weeks ago:
Lsd is like a toy that induces some mild mental plasticity, and playing with it lets you try on different brain shapes.
You start feeling/tasting the effects in your jaw about ten minutes or so after eating a tab, it’s a but like that feeling you get after rollercoasters but in your salivary glands, idk it’s hard to describe.
At this point I like to be alone, settled in a cool, dimly lit room, preferably lying on my back and on a tile floor (carpet is disgusting when you’re tripping) and I let my mind wander and start playing.
Day to day I’m incredibly visual, it comes naturally and isn’t particularly entertaining any more, I can easily create a looping klein bottle out of an apple and imagine things in 3d spaces. We’re long past rotating cows in this bad boi.
What I’m not able to do ’normally’ though, is build music in my mind. The complex layering and holding all those moving parts in my mind at once is just not possible for me. Unless I’m on acid. Then I’m composing symphonies and exploring all the genres of maths and pattern building I can comprehend.
Acid for is a very sensory high, you will be aware of things you didn’t know you had the ability to feel. It can be very overwhelming if you focus on it and let it be.
I hate being in public or around people on acid (tbh I really dislike such things sober too) and if I’m not careful and get overwhelmed, I can get very lost in all the nerve endings of my face. Having a face full of nerve endings is a very distractingly sensory experience.
Getting out of this groove is easy though, just distract yourself with something interesting once you become aware of being stuck, and avoid social spaces at all costs.
TLDR: lsd is best done alone, lying on my kitchen floor in the dark, so I can play in my imagination. Ymmv.
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Man, 28, charged with murder of former UK MP Ann Widdecombe 1 month ago:
That’s my point. All the daily heil deformers were on about how it had to be a brown person and how immigrants are all criminals, and once again the actual culprit turned out to be one of theirs, another white british guy.
- Comment on Man, 28, charged with murder of former UK MP Ann Widdecombe 1 month ago:
Oh look, it’s a white guy. What a surprise.
- Comment on Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left. 1 month ago:
The ice guy is also wearing a fake mustache that’s peeling off. Hopfully he’s been identified by now and the neighbourhood he lives in knows he’s part of the gestapo.
- Comment on How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen? 1 month ago:
So officially leave the uk on the uk passport and then show your citizen papers or whatever to the airline staff if they ask to see them?
- Comment on How to fly from the US to the UK as a duel citizen? 1 month ago:
Leave the uk on your uk one and enter the us on your us one.
As long as you’ve got a valid plane ticket and aren’t on the no fly list, the airport doesn’t care about whether or not you have permission to enter whichever country you’re going to. That’s your problem for you to deal with.
- Comment on What does "Woke" mean to you? 1 month ago:
I use ‘woke’ and ‘sjw’ with a heavy dose of irony when dealing with bullshit from people who get off on tone policing and acting holier than thou.
It’s truly sad how many of these bigots are lefty/liberal/anarchist identifying, hence the irony.
- Comment on Valid point 2 months ago:
I could probably do a good bit of damage if I smacked someone with mine, especially if they got the side with the zipper.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 2 months ago:
From what I’ve gathered no, as ‘roadman’ means a hard guy who deals drugs and that sort of dangerous machismo is appealing to young men, hence so many of them emulating the look.
Chav wasn’t gender or age specific, so had a much wider catchment for who it could describe.
I really don’t know what the new ‘chav’ is though, you’d have to ask a teenager.
- Comment on British Charlie Kirk wannabe beaten up debating people in Manchester 2 months ago:
Aren’t most ‘chavs’ just 30 something millenials now? I don’t think the youth still use that word.
- Comment on When you tell the average mf in 2009 that you watch anime 2 months ago:
I’m still leary of most anime fans, and cartoons are hands down my favourite thing to watch.
So much anime is seriously misogynistic and creepy about how it depicts women and girls and I’ve met far too many people who like that shit and see nothing wrong with it.
There’s obviously a lot of anime (more so now) that doesn’t do this, but there’s plenty more that does but only a little bit and only because it’s a ‘trope’ and a ‘cultural thing’, and you just need to ignore it as the rest of the story is really good.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
We had a few slightly older Thai and Korean girls at our shop for a bit, who were like that when it came to subtlety. They were fantastic negotiators though and regularly seemed to make bank upselling random bullshit to guys.
I had a double booking with one of them once and spent much of it trying to keep my mouth busy so I wouldn’t be keeled over laughing while she was basically rincing this guys wallet of cash selling him her kegal exercises (and he fucking paid her too. The massive Samoan guy standing outside the door was probably good insentive tho).
Some of the fetish jobs were a lot of fun, one lovely older dude I saw a few times had a whole bunch of very expensive sex toys and ‘apparatus’ and was super into using them on others. Always a fun night.
I also really enjoyed the handful of nights I did at this club that involved basically just edging tied up guys in front of people. The guy running that event was super creepy towards me though, like I’d start feeling unsafe the moment he even entered the room type of creepy. I blocked the club from messaging me again after he escalated things.
The rest of the fet stuff I did wasn’t anywhere near as fun tbh. I stopped avertising for it on my profiles after one guy got violent, luckily he still paid me but the bruising it left me with was bad.
Also waaay too many guys want to be pissed on.
- Comment on Aerosol 2 months ago:
Fritz Haber invented nitrogrn fixing fertilizers and is responsible for the massive baby boom across the globe after ww2 because so much more food could now be grown.
Except now there are 8b+ people on an increasingly warming and polluted planet and these fertilizers (alongside modern farming techniques and climate collapse, both of which came about because of this baby boom…) have all but destroyed the planets’ arable land.
- Comment on Aerosol 2 months ago:
The aluminium nanoparticles these satelites shed when they burn up in re-entry during their disposal, are also toxic.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/17435390.2025.2511694
- Comment on The T in LGBT actually stands for Thagomiser 2 months ago:
Ikr? The knot on that top right one is giving me ideas.
- Comment on Differences of Opinion by Wendy Cope 2 months ago:
Lmao, I am going to piss so many people off with this. Thank you for sharing it!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn’t such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.
Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.
I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.
- Comment on What is it about Mark Zuckerberg's appearance or demeanor that creeps people out? 2 months ago:
Eh there’s autism uncanny valley and then there’s the uncanny valley of this waxy skinned freak.
That isn’t a normal skin texture, and I’ve never seen an image of him not looking waxy.
- Comment on How do I get myself to actually do thing? 3 months ago:
- Comment on sjmmbmgvgdh 😱😱 noowomder,,,,, ghhbhh.. hb& 3 months ago:
Sol needs to go on a diet.
- Comment on In some heavy Muslim countries women seems always to wear a black hijab and get in trouble for not wearing one. Why don't they wear colorful ones or with slogans? Is black all to wear? 3 months ago:
It would be like me assuming all Americans live like the FLDS.
I mean ngl, I do tend to assume all Usamericans are gun toting maga fundamentalists/mor(m)ons till proven otherwise.
- Comment on In some heavy Muslim countries women seems always to wear a black hijab and get in trouble for not wearing one. Why don't they wear colorful ones or with slogans? Is black all to wear? 3 months ago:
India isn’t a culturally muslim country and nor us India a country where Islam and the associated modesty rules are heavily imposed.
Go troll somewhere else.
- Comment on In some heavy Muslim countries women seems always to wear a black hijab and get in trouble for not wearing one. Why don't they wear colorful ones or with slogans? Is black all to wear? 3 months ago:
Go look this up on wikipedia and find out for your self.
- Comment on In some heavy Muslim countries women seems always to wear a black hijab and get in trouble for not wearing one. Why don't they wear colorful ones or with slogans? Is black all to wear? 3 months ago:
India is not a ‘heavy muslim country’.
