How many sexual partners have you had?
Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
Submitted 5 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to [deleted]
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rustyfish@piefed.world 5 days ago
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 days ago
yet !
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Just the number of upvotes I have.
NewDark@lemmy.today 5 days ago
About 6-7
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
By some miracle, more than zero.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.
(Those things are only marginally related)
LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.
Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.
- Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
- Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
- Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
- Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription run out (not offered anymore).
- Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
- Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
- Addicted to sugar
- No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
- ADHD buddled with Depression included
HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 5 days ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 days ago
We should start a club for those who feel like they have lived too long
unknown@piefed.social 5 days ago
[deleted]SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Did you get a lot of regulars?
I did phone booth cards (yes, I’m old), personals, and parties at various points but most was repeat customers … I had friends who worked at a massage parlour, and it sounded like a completely different world
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 days ago
I lost count. I’m on Grindr at least once a week and almost never hook up with the same people twice.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
How many years now?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 days ago
4 maybe 5 years now? Forgot when I moved here.
underThunder@thelemmy.club 4 days ago
From my experience gay men have a lot more sex than straights.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
Nomad@infosec.pub 4 days ago
Agreed. The worst once are those who think sex is a thing only men want and swear they have no need at all and don’t know what they want or like.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 4 days ago
My absolute pet peeve is women who don’t know how to get themselves off. I’m willing to put in the work, but if she doesn’t even know what works for her, then it’s never going to work.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 days ago
Tell us about the bad ones
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 days ago
I got one, my second to last partner. I blame “squirting” becoming a thing. She would push so hard to pee to make it seem like she was squirting that she would push me out every minute or so.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life
beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
With this many partners don’t you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Does your name happen to be Jack?
SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
9? I feel like there’s one or two I’m not thinking of.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
laughingm0n@piefed.world 5 days ago
26 if I include your mom
Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 days ago
2 so far, hopefully 3 soon should todays date go well!
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
none, and i have no particular desire to have one.
plutopos@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Zero
Just don’t have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don’t have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I’m just weird or if it’s a somewhat common thing for some people.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 5 days ago
About 6 iirc. It’s been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn’t too early in my life.
I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went… If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.
Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Low 3 digits, lost count years ago.
cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Glad I’m not the only one. I stopped counting at 50, and that was over 15 years ago, I’d be surprised if that number hasn’t tripled at this point.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
In the immortal words of George Carlin:
“I’ve never fucked a 10 but I have fucked 5 twos”
bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’m pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
netvor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Lost count but I’m confident it’s somewhere between zero and 23423431.
BladeFederation@piefed.social 4 days ago
Is it bad if I say I don’t remember?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Yeah, I started to count and just got kinda sad. Remembering the mistakes they were, or that I made. I don’t really care all that much anyways.
Bonje@lemmy.world 5 days ago
1 Life fucks you without consent
ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 days ago
- But it feels really weird that someone I slept with hundreds of times, often in sessions of 40 minutes to two hours would count the same towards that number as someone who I slept with once for 15 minutes.
Of the 12, 4 were a single time, 1 was a few times and the rest were over a year of sleeping together, usually 2 or 3.
For what it’s worth the sex was only physically pleasurable in the long term deals for me.
python@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Just one 🤷 I’ve always been picky, so anyone who’d get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We’re in our 7th year together now.
Triasha@lemmy.world 3 days ago
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 5 days ago
This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg
BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up
rmuk@feddit.uk 5 days ago
It still pisses me off that so many Lasagna Cat videos were taken down.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au 5 days ago
https://archive.org/details/lasagnacat
Yeah :( Grab a copy of the archive!
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Why do you ask?
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 5 days ago
One and still with them :D though i’m far from puritan and really into sexual freedom, in some way i’m weirdly proud of or attached to that.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 5 days ago
Never could figure out what the difference is supposed to be between different holes. So every hole was a goal, took the first one, got her pregnant after a while and married her.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 days ago
that’s very pragmatic
reader@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
counting your mom?
1
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
reader@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
that sounds about right hahaha
netvor@lemmy.world 4 days ago
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
socsa@piefed.social 4 days ago
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.