cokeslutgarbage

@cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I go to night school at community college and I pointed this shortcut out to the adjunct “professor” (not actually a professor) during a lecture the other day, and she said “oh you youngins with your computer tricks”. But she’s a year younger than me :') I’m just a nerd. And it’s not even a very advanced shortcut! Like idk how to use Excell and idk what “inspect element” means, I just get stresses abt losing my tabs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon runs into his boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad got arrested and charged w dui in his friend’s kitchen because the cops found his turned off car on the side of the road one winter night and followed his footsteps half a mile to his friend’s house. They busted him cuz he left the keys in the ignition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how I feel about astrology. A horoscope is just a prompt for self reflection. But it’s fun when something feels woo woo or predictive or relatable because… its fun, idk. Its spooOoOoOoKy, it’s fun, it’s cute. Star charts are a skill you have to learn, it’s a hobby, it makes your brain work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who plays like that x_x⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first time someone explained this to me and showed me how to invert controls, it changed my life and made video games more enjoyable (I’m mostly a PC gamer out of convenience but prefer a console/controller). I recently played the ff7 remake and forgot that I could invert controls and was about to quit playing until I remembered I could invert. “Standard” controls don’t make sense to me and kinda make me dizzy or seasick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jump on in.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called urtification (after the latin for nettles, Urtica dioica) , and humans have been doing it forever for exactly the reasons she mentioned.