Anon runs into his boss

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  BS you can’t get a DWI in a private parking lot.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This changes everything!! I’m gonna get so blasted and drive around my neighbor’s yard

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You likely can

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    • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, unfortunately you can get a DWI for pulling over and napping in your car on the side of the road because you didn’t feel safe driving. Because they argue how else did you get there if not by driving. And I suppose no one sober would choose to start drinking on the side of the road in a car.

      A good challenge to this might be to use an acceptable BAC testing model right out of the box to record your BAC of 0.00, driving to the side of a road police travel by, retesting BAC of 0.00, removing alcohol from trunk, drinking and testing your BAC until an officer arrests you, then using the video and data for visual aids in the jury trial in your defense.

      You’ll likely still get some fine for being considered to have wasted the states’ time & money, and may even lose if you’re unattractive and/or arbitrarily considered a public nuissance. But you’d likely be among the most cited case law for cases involving the dumbest college kids (e.g. me, based on how much time I’ve spent on this).

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    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You 100% can. People have gotten DUIs for operating a Zamboni while drunk, which is a vehicle that drives entirely in a closed environment not on the roadway.

      You can get a DUI for driving anything while intoxicated that requires a drivers license to operate, regardless of where you are operating it. That said, people who get blasted and drive around their own privately owned fields are not likely to get caught. That doesnt mean that just because they dont get caught that its not illegal to do

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  • Sarothazrom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You definitely can lol, I would not recommend trying.

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