How many sexual partners have you had?
3
Submitted 5 days ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to [deleted]
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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 days ago
MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Ayyyy, twinsies… 3 for me too
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 5 days ago
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Emojiguy detected in the wild no way, love that lil guy
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
I don’t count, find it degrading to others…
dabu@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Having sex with you is degrading?
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
No just keeping a body count is
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Oh come on
What is degrading about simply stating facts? I’ve had one partner or two or ten, or a hundred or more… What is the degrading part here?
I’ve had sex with hundreds of partners and all of them enjoyed it by my knowing, what is degrading about it? One, two, or a bunch of people having fun together is degrading for you?
My wife has had hundreds of partners too, probably more than I. She is amazing and I respect her to no end. Am I degrading her by saying this? Is it degrading that she likes sex?
Live and let live, buddy. Don’t judge people, and don’t make such a huge deal about sex, it’s not a religion
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Idk just feels like a degrading thing to do, I used to brag as a younger man but I don’t feel it is appropriate now and looking back don’t feel it was appropriate then.
You do you, feel however you feel about it, personally, I finf it as degrading.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Trick question. Everyone on the Internet is a nerdy virgin waiting for Mom to bring us pizza rolls.
itkovian@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Somewhere between 0 and 0
underThunder@thelemmy.club 4 days ago
Probably about 30.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
I’m ugly so I can’t complain.sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
More than zero means you’re not ugly
aGenitalBreeze@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Pretty much same. I wouldn’t call myself ugly though I consider myself aggressively average
And most of em were because I used to do so many drugs. I’ve died multiple times.
bumbling_bee@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
- Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!
rmuk@feddit.uk 5 days ago
I’d guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.
Also: don’t bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don’t have room.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
It depends on what you count
fraksken@infosec.pub 5 days ago
Who’s counting? Hundreds.
noxypaws@pawb.social 5 days ago
Does foot stuff count??
RBWells@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I am not sure. Older and experienced, though. A few before my first monogamous run with my ex, that lasted about 20 years, then a few more, then my husband & I did some swinging, and have settled down to just us for about 8 years. But every day, it’s nice.
Semjeza@fedinsfw.app 5 days ago
About 20.
More if you include oral, manual, and the like.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 5 days ago
Just two.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
This reminds me of that scene from the OG Clerks lol
manuremy@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
If I only count the people who treated me with respect, cared for my safety and stopped when caused pain, I’d say… one.
Town@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
It really depends on how you define a sexual partner. Between 6 and many dozens?
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
a virgin at 21, a 29 year relationship and then approx 15 in 8 years
Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
15 from age 50-58?
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Ya
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 days ago
These answers are wild, didn’t know lemmings were such dirty dogs (in a good way <3)
Being the awkward socially disabled neuromasala dude that I am, I count myself lucky to have even met my wife and had the guts to say “hello” when we finally met face to face after 5 months of texting. I absolutely can’t fathom hooking up with someone I barely know, and here y’all are going “oh I lost count”, “low 3 digits”, “are we counting orgies…?”
Beth@piefed.social 5 days ago
Truly lost count. Not that many. A handful in my twenties but I’m not positive of the exact number. They were either not that memorable one time things, or 2-3 year relationships.
davidgro@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I think it’s 5. I might have forgotten one or two, but it’s near there.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 days ago
2 … unless you let me count my hands
sukhmel@programming.dev 4 days ago
I think 9, of them one was a one-night stand and the rest I dated for a while
LoveEspresso@cafe.coffee-break.cc 5 days ago
Not a single.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Do you expect anyone to be honest about this? Do you think if someone honestly had a massive amount of sexual partners we would even believe them? It’s the internet, anyone can make up anything about themselves. Even if someone does answer honestly, if they really are a total sex fiend, people will just write it off as someone making shit up. Because it’s the internet.
Anyway, I lost count but it’s in the hundreds.
See what I mean?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
With a comment like that I’m guessing you’re underestimating and probably hit up two or three hundred.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 5 days ago
I see plenty of believable and probably not made up replies already that make your comment incorrect.
Get a life, go increase that number for yourself, promise it’s worthwhile :)
Take care friend.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
I knew no one would believe the truth. *shrugs
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 days ago
I expect reasonable honesty. It’s an anonymous confessional and people seem to like to confess to another human for the sake of putting the truth to words, just ask your local bartender what people will eventually say.
I can’t give an honest answer because my 20s and 30s were a series of non-stop hookups at bars and parties, plus the early years of CL and dating apps before they got overrun by bots and sellers. I’d say low triple digits, but idk. Got a friend my age who claims over 1000, and having known her for 30yrs, yeah, that’s honest.
There’s also a lot of commenters admitting to zero or less than ten. Religious views can push people to downplay their numbers, but I doubt anybody is admitting to being a 30+ year old virgin for Heaven points. I think that’s honesty and reflects what we know about the loneliness and disconnection epidemic that’s been occurring for the past decade and a half.
As a 44yo who’s never been married, has no kids, and only had two significant dating relationships that lasted less than two years each (both of which had at least one threesome), I find your claim entirely plausible.