sexual_tomato

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to Larry the Cable Guy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He made enough money from voicing Mater in “Cars” and its sequels that he doesn’t really ever need to work anymore. He talks about it in an interview and he actually tears up at how kind John Lasseter was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Killing Vivec and then getting the message about being doomed was probably my favorite “oh shit” moment of all time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many games do you manage to play at the same time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slay the spire, FTL, and Into the Breach probably have the most hours from me because the controls are entirely cursor driven and can be paused indefinitely.

  Balatro is quickly taking the space that the built-in Windows solitaire game used to.

  Those are the ones that I open when my brain can’t brain.

  At least one idle game. I just finished antimatter dimensions after a year or so. Starting on NGU idle next.

  And one “100% attention” game like outer wilds or hollow knight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's strict mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It’s the only undetectable disposal method.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the winter solstice mark the beginning of winter, and not the center?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seasons in Texas:

  June 5-October 25th: fuck you it’s 100+° F / 38° C. Most non-native plants die if they receive direct sunlight all day. It’s 85°F / 30°C at night.

  October 26th - December 10th: fuck you it’s 90° F / 32° C but also 40°F / 5°C in the morning; you’d better have 2 sets of clothes for the day

  Dec 11th - Feb 28th: actually decent weather

  March 1st - May 1: it’s getting hotter but also raining a lot so it’s muggy but the weather is still tolerable sometimes

  May 2 - June 4: Hot and humid, sensory nightmare, air outside feels like your lungs have been filled with a damp blanket. 95+% humidity at all times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually gift Wallpaper engine. Not a game but it’s a fantastic tool for personalization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Baldur's Gate 3': Patch 8 Will Get TWELVE New Subclasses In 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The game was done at launch. I played through the campaign the first month after it was released. I would have been happy with what was in the game a year ago

  People bought the game and that enabled larian to keep working on it. So they got to polish and add in the stuff that had been left on the cutting room floor we’d have never otherwise seen due to that pesky reality of not being able to ship a finished product if the scope kept growing.

  So now, a year after release, there’s a whole DLC’s worth of content in the game that we just get for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What options does one have when they reach the end of a car lease but cannot find a good deal at the time of it's end?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can sell the buyout option to a place like Carvana or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I buy a mosquito laser system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t matter if it’s visible or not- any laser capable of delivering enough energy to kill or otherwise disable a mosquito will harm your eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feral Science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite subplot in disco elysium

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little feisty, but he looked cold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask Lopez what he thinks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game Freak has been allegedly hacked, with source codes for Pokemon games reportedly leaked⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, everyone left another platform and were inspired to leave for the same reason, as a group. Now they’re showing extreme similarities in other ways! When will the madness stop??!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which unplayed game in your library are you most looking forward to playing eventually?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Planescape: Torment

  Waiting to get a better eyeglass prescription so I can read the tiny text

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Slop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that’s been done at least once somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the welding pill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  $82k

  Sorry anon I make about 50% more sitting behind a desk and playing Lego with web services

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Launches⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I legitimately want to be cremated by the sun after I die. Doesn’t matter how long it takes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jet Fuel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah let’s ignore the fact that it loses 70% of its strength at like 800 F.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you set up wake up alarm and not miss it ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a timer controlled power outlet and hook a Hitachi magic wand to it. Place the wand under your pillow. The vibration is super intense and gets uncomfortable at the highest setting. Bonus points you can wake and bate since you have a massager handy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to do the same thing but my natural response isn’t to attack others based on physical traits or religious beliefs. My natural response is to figure out who’s hoarding the most wealth and convince them it’s in their best interest to share lest others take a more violent approach at a more desperate time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'M ABOUT TO BEAM⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Carbon steel loses 70% of its strength at 800 degrees though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some game series you would like to see revived? And if possible, which entry should the new game follow from?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There hasn’t really been a good vehicular combat game in awhile, like Vigilante 8 or Twisted Metal

  I also noticed there haven’t really been any good couch party games besides Mario party; think Crash Bash, Pokemon stadium, fusion frenzy, and the like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a soyboy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They obviously use the netbeans IDE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What games popularized certain mechanics?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dune was the second RTS ever though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What games popularized certain mechanics?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a stamina meter in Morrowind in 2002 and in daggerfall in 1996.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What games popularized certain mechanics?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This game is a broken buggy mess but in a good way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a plot hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that I think about it, Felix Felicus in the HP universe is basically an analogue to atium in the mistborn saga.

  Mistborn did it a little better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a plot hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Michael Bay movies aren’t fun to watch because they have airtight plots and intelligent writing. They’re fun to watch because there are sparkly things going boom and it looks pretty.

  The Harry Potter series is effectively the same thing. A spectacular story that’s fun to experience the first time through.

  In both cases, if you think too hard about it, the thin veneer giving the appearance of coherence disappears and you’re left with a logically inconsistent mess.

  It’s not going to stop me from watching Independence Day or reading Prisoner of Azkaban again though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A kick right in the selbstbild⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They fought most of the rest of the world all at once and it was pretty touch-and-go there for a bit.

  If Hitler had died of a meth overdose in early 1940 I could see the universe of ‘The Man In The High Castle’ coming to pass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

  Caveat: by men

  Plot twist: I’m bi

  Double twist: I’m married

  Final twist: I’m lying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Persona⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Aren’t you a little old to be judging other people’s hobbies?”