SlartyBartFast
@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on We shouldn't do this drunk 1 day ago:
Centipood heehee
- Comment on Anon saves up 2 days ago:
Dumb bass
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 days ago:
The former, I don’t believe the tech is up for the latter for another six months
- Comment on It would get old fast 4 days ago:
Friend 3 over there without even a driveway, we know who the charity case is lol
- Comment on Great Advertise 4 days ago:
Clearly AI slop
- Comment on Day 380 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 6 days ago:
Hey is that Ultima Online?
- Comment on Japan 1 week ago:
Old Man Gambit?
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 1 week ago:
Probably One Must Fall 2097
- Comment on Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show 1 week ago:
Survival of the fittest
- Comment on How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life? 1 week ago:
I wanted to rock but my dad belittled me until I told him explicitly that “I wanna rock”, somehow saying those words made me spin in place and change into an adult glam rocker. The resulting explosion launched my father (a veteran) thru the roof.
He died from his injuries
- Comment on Antidepressant of the masses 1 week ago:
Here and I thought the smoke was meant to keep mosquitos away
- Comment on Remember the guy who lost a bitcoin wallet worth millions in a landfill? There's a game about that now 1 week ago:
Jokes on him, a time traveller beat him off to it
- Comment on Remember the guy who lost a bitcoin wallet worth millions in a landfill? There's a game about that now 1 week ago:
I believe he’s still out there digging to this day
- Comment on robot slurs 1 week ago:
At least 5%
- Comment on flowers for the lost 1 week ago:
Best toys around
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
“You never told me not to!”
- Comment on ultra high iq 1 week ago:
The answer is yes, we do
- Comment on First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io . 1 week ago:
It seemed like every search on Itchio was 70% NSFW results before this move
- Comment on Name him. 1 week ago:
Globglogabgolab
- Comment on Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule 2 weeks ago:
Silicon Valley AI Startups can embrace going fucking themselves!
- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 2 weeks ago:
Sure and I heard you can listen to conversations that happened in rooms by measuring the slow liqufaction of the glass in the windows
- Comment on The struggle 2 weeks ago:
What a load of shit
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 2 weeks ago:
Guy sounds like an assbutt
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 2 weeks ago:
Nintendo has already disabled my ability to give a shit about Nintendo, let’s see them disable my CFW 3DS babyyyyy
- Comment on Anon is Illiterate 2 weeks ago:
Chapter book belong in the Chapter House (Dune)
- Comment on Public transit in Chengdu, China versus Toronto, Canada 2 weeks ago:
Bot, perhaps?
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 2 weeks ago:
…brainwashed by electromagnetic radiation? Do you really believe that statement?
- Comment on Perhaps these coworkers were just hugging in a totally platonic way 2 weeks ago:
Who cares
- Comment on W.XP 3 weeks ago:
It is now safe to turn off your computer.
- Comment on Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding 3 weeks ago:
I always thought she moved things along too fast