SlartyBartFast
@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? 2 days ago:
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 4 days ago:
“justice” lol
- Comment on More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC 6 days ago:
I blame time-traveling AI
- Comment on More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC 6 days ago:
I blame AI
- Comment on Why would I buy this? 1 week ago:
Beats me
- Comment on Well do you? 1 week ago:
Same person
- Comment on What are the demands of the No Kings protests? What's the plan if they win? 1 week ago:
I always liked the title God Emperor, but Pharoah would be a close second
- Comment on Does you feel Crash Team Racing was better than Mario Kart? 1 week ago:
Garfield Cart for the best
- Comment on Roblox, Fortnite and other online games nuked by massive Amazon web outage 1 week ago:
Nuked
- Comment on Hey Lois, remember the time when it all came tumbling down? That was sweet. 1 week ago:
My Darling in the Franz Ferdinand
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 1 week ago:
They need to make bikini tops that look like tits
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 week ago:
Sliced
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 2 weeks ago:
Potato on pizza 1000% victory
- Comment on Day 455 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
The best mario kart
- Comment on What's a bad habit you use to have for a long time but finally fixed? 2 weeks ago:
Smoking is like an old friend that visits every couple years and stays for a month or so, these days
- Comment on Censored 2 weeks ago:
He’s a ballchinean!!
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 2 weeks ago:
Get ye some moissonite, son
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 2 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah!
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 2 weeks ago:
You gotta use the roads, it makes it a little bit easier
- Comment on Can a person who is a convicted felon/ rapist even get nominated for the Nobel Peace Price? Extra points if you can ELI5 that. 2 weeks ago:
I remember he was president for like two weeks and then got the Nobel Peace Prize, I was a bit baffled
- Comment on Shrimp fried rice 2 weeks ago:
Equine Slop!
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 2 weeks ago:
Fuck you, Canada won’t be no part of the US
- Comment on Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year 2 weeks ago:
I’d love to fight Cromwell!
- Comment on Phones may come without bundled USB cables in the future, if OEMs have their way 3 weeks ago:
Whoopdy-fuck. Most of the bundled cables are absolute shitstring to begin with
- Comment on Paramount+ Lands ‘Discretion’ Starring Nicole Kidman & Elle Fanning With Straight-To-Series Order In Major Move For New Regime 3 weeks ago:
How do you turn a phrase?
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 3 weeks ago:
No sugar tonight (in my tea)
- Comment on If you lose your memories, are "you" dead? If a close relative/friend lose their memories, are they still "your relative/friend"? What the hell even is memory? How sentimental are you about memories? 3 weeks ago:
Memento Mori?
- Comment on Paramount+ Lands ‘Discretion’ Starring Nicole Kidman & Elle Fanning With Straight-To-Series Order In Major Move For New Regime 3 weeks ago:
Lands? Like, on an airstrip?
- Comment on Could a minority in US Senate essentially disolve the federal state? 3 weeks ago:
It worked in Rome for a bit until the main guy ended up in the river
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Oooooh Shiva, you can be my ice queen any day