SlartyBartFast
@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Shrimp fried rice 3 hours ago:
Equine Slop!
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 3 hours ago:
Fuck you, Canada won’t be no part of the US
- Comment on Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year 4 hours ago:
I’d love to fight Cromwell!
- Comment on Phones may come without bundled USB cables in the future, if OEMs have their way 1 day ago:
Whoopdy-fuck. Most of the bundled cables are absolute shitstring to begin with
- Comment on Paramount+ Lands ‘Discretion’ Starring Nicole Kidman & Elle Fanning With Straight-To-Series Order In Major Move For New Regime 1 day ago:
How do you turn a phrase?
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 1 day ago:
No sugar tonight (in my tea)
- Comment on If you lose your memories, are "you" dead? If a close relative/friend lose their memories, are they still "your relative/friend"? What the hell even is memory? How sentimental are you about memories? 1 day ago:
Memento Mori?
- Comment on Paramount+ Lands ‘Discretion’ Starring Nicole Kidman & Elle Fanning With Straight-To-Series Order In Major Move For New Regime 2 days ago:
Lands? Like, on an airstrip?
- Comment on Could a minority in US Senate essentially disolve the federal state? 3 days ago:
It worked in Rome for a bit until the main guy ended up in the river
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Oooooh Shiva, you can be my ice queen any day
- Comment on beans 🫘 4 days ago:
Pythagoras it’s human being, not human bean!!! Silly goose!
- Comment on Mr. Pope 4 days ago:
I love watching crazy people fight
- Comment on Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses 4 days ago:
Does Clone Hero have the charactera dancing in the background like on regular Guitar Hero? I’m all about the immersion.
- Comment on this level is amazing 5 days ago:
My favourite hedgehog
- Comment on this level is amazing 5 days ago:
What, I heard they’re really good games. I think yoi have to hide from Sliders or something though, and maybe it’s in the sky? Or possibly in the ocean but it looks like there’s a sky level
- Comment on this level is amazing 5 days ago:
Is this one of those BioShocks I keep hearing about
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 6 days ago:
Lol I guess they need to route some power from six mile island to keep up
- Comment on Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed 6 days ago:
And Kyrandia!
- Comment on Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such?? 1 week ago:
It’s like that Shaggy song, “It Wasn’t Me”
- Comment on OpenMW 0.50.0 for Morrowind has a first Release Candidate with gamepad support and a gamepad UI 1 week ago:
Wicked!!!
- Comment on EA reportedly to be sold off for "roughly $50 billion" to go private 1 week ago:
It’S iN tHe GaMe
- Comment on Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such?? 1 week ago:
Different guy
- Comment on Would-be City of Heroes successor, Ship of Heroes, decides to launch the MMO with a $45 price tag and a $15 monthly subscription and it's, er, going about as well as you'd expect 1 week ago:
Your last three words describe my experience trying Shroud entirely, sadly… it just ain’t the same
- Comment on Would-be City of Heroes successor, Ship of Heroes, decides to launch the MMO with a $45 price tag and a $15 monthly subscription and it's, er, going about as well as you'd expect 1 week ago:
Ok but when we gonna get a new Ultima Online?
- Comment on Doug Bowser Retiring From Nintendo, Successor Announced 1 week ago:
I guess Mario or Luigi jumped on his head twice already. Bowser knew the gig was up, and got out while he could
- Comment on Can Electric Cargo Bikes change my life? [7:53] 1 week ago:
Same, mang, same
- Comment on Anon becomes Snake 1 week ago:
Fission Mailed!
- Comment on Thanks for the memories 2 weeks ago:
Thanos didn’t snap, he raptured half everybody
- Comment on What's your favourite kind of restaurant? 2 weeks ago:
I like breakfast joints that aren’t afraid to serve beans
- Comment on Legend of Sonic 2 weeks ago:
Princess Peach looks so pissed off in this pic. I bet she baked a cake for Mario and he never came to the castle. He’s probably with Pauline, that plumbfucker. Well, at least Waluigi never let her down.