There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I haven’t been the same since.

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• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  me receiving all those guys nudes

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can we make them 11?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What would an ace do with all them wands?

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, unlike with girls, the guy’s body only has one exhibit

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I get what you’re implying but in the literal sense you’re wong.

    Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one’s legs.

    Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn’t show the whole package.

    The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe yours

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t make your dick the main focus of the shot, it’s typically not even in a woman’s top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Fascinating

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  • Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe something like this? Image

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.instagram.com/sarahaugenphotography

    stan.store/sara_haugen

    This woman makes guides for such.

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