Are there supposed to be other options?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Climb back into my time machine.

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• BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean if someone is handsome, I will give them slightly too much eye contact, which is the way of the feral gay. But I usually don’t fuck drunks, so airline pilots are off limits.

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well obviously I have no choice. I lock myself in the lavatory, and throw a series of tantrums until the pilot comes and personally wipes my arse, while I moan deeper, DEEPER and then when the airline reaches out to notify me that I’m banned, they’ll discover I’ve died on vacation in Thailand.

  It’s the perfect crime

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• exu@feditown.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Listen to the safety announcement and don’t have my phone out during take off and landing

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ignore the safety announcement with my headphones in and continue fucking around on my phone uninterrupted until I lose signal.

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    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Desperately downloading my Spotify playlist I forgot to download earlier.

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I say, “Boy, I hope he’s not a Harvard-style white privilege student that landed half of his flight-simulator trials.”

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I honestly dont know what the post meant. Are we supposed to think he is handsome or what is the thing?

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Bro thinks he looks like Don Draper, but actually looks like drunk uncle Dave who bought the cheap Halloween costume

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Comments here aren’t helping, are they?

    Also, why is everyone wearing 60s clothes?

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was hoping someone would know if this is some known person, or its a meme of some sort. :)

      Oh well, doesnt matter.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pray that you’re not making stupid social media posts while my life is in your hands?

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Break through the security door to the cockpit while screaming You’re so Vain by Carly Simon.

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Call him Mr Raider

    Call him Mr Wrong

    Call him insane

    He says, "I know what I want,

    And I want it now,

    I want you

    Cause I’m Mr Vain

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  • goldenbug@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You probably think this song is about you

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like Weird-Al told me “Have my tray-table up, snd my seatback in the full upright position”

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But them starving, crazed weasels will get you.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m just gonna sit there and shit in my seat

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That looks like a pilot that will lower the oxygen masks just for funsies.

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  • hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you ever have to use the oxygen masks and it smells like burning don’t worry that’s normal.

    The passenger masks use a chemical oxygen generator. Pulling on the mask starts the reaction. Deploying the masks would require the plane to be taken out of service to replace the generators and inspect the system.

    Sadly, no airline would ever let a pilot be that fun.

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  • ik5pvx@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “there is absolutely nothing to worry about”

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well they won’t let me get fucked up anymore so I guess sit there and be bored for 2 hours.

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