Efficiency is key

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I’m about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I’m missing?

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  • Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Might as well poop while you’ve got a knife.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anything else I’m missing?

    Lick the shower drain

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    • nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pass

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  • anzo@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    💩

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let hot poop sit for a few minutes on the hard-to-remove caked-on food to loosen it up a bit before pressing on them. Consume plenty of shower water while soaking so you pee comes out like a pressure washer,

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• nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand where all of the dirty dishes are coming from when you’re eating your mangos in the shower?

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  • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He is eating it from a plate, not like an animal.

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Piss in the shower

  • Makes the mango taste better

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• rhinestones@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 70 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.

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