Efficiency is key

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• nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I’m about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I’m missing?

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  • Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might as well poop while you’ve got a knife.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Anything else I’m missing?

    Lick the shower drain

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    • nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      pass

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let hot poop sit for a few minutes on the hard-to-remove caked-on food to loosen it up a bit before pressing on them. Consume plenty of shower water while soaking so you pee comes out like a pressure washer,

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  • anzo@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    💩

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