Junkers_Klunker
@Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
- Comment on Hurry pls it's urgent 1 week ago:
Exactly
- Comment on Hurry pls it's urgent 1 week ago:
It’s a common misconception here in Denmark that any country east and southeast of Germany is Eastern Europe.
- Comment on shoutout to finland 1 week ago:
Crush it up and mix with vodka, now you’ve got “sorte svin” which gets you delightfully drunk without tasting too bad.
Directly translated sorte svin becomes “black pigs” but “black bastards” would be more accurate.
- Comment on Why does everyone here think they're autistic or ADHD? The memes all describe normal human foibles. 1 week ago:
You might be right, what I wrote is what I usually say to the people who dismiss any neurospicy person because “EvErYbOdY dOeS tHaT”
- Comment on Can they???? 1 week ago:
Okey just hear me out, we don’t like Americans and we mock them for their foot fetish, but what is the metric equivalent to the foot fetish? 30,48cm fetish?
- Comment on Why does everyone here think they're autistic or ADHD? The memes all describe normal human foibles. 1 week ago:
Everybody pees once in a while but if you do it 20 times a day something might be wrong. Every ADHD/‘tism/bipolar trait is experienced by neurotypical people, but not to the degree someone with an actual diagnosis do.
- Comment on Priorities 2 weeks ago:
You don’t use co2 for dairy as co2 turns to acid when mixed with water and that soures the product.
- Comment on Fantastic 4 weeks ago:
You haven’t seen the peeled and wrapped bananas?
- Comment on Natural Insecticides 4 weeks ago:
Surströmning is from Sweden 😉
- Comment on Popcorn Ceiling Removal 1 month ago:
Asbestos was used in absolutely everything back then as it was cheap, plentiful, easy to work with and possess some great properties. If it wasn’t for the dangers we would still be using it.
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
Dudes just warming up to tell people he’s gay.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 month ago:
I think you have a humidity problem if your bathroom is humid all the time.
- Comment on Nearly all drivers say headlights are too bright 1 month ago:
It’s both, but generally it is drivers activating auto dimming not realising they’re unleashing hellfire upon others. some cars are worse than others though, looking at you Stellantis and Tesla.
- Comment on I always give them money when they have creative signs like this 1 month ago:
That sign is factually wrong, there’s no such thing as being too ugly for porn, you just have to compensate by being equally kinky.
- Comment on Reducing power consumption of a desktop PC 2 months ago:
Works perfectly fine on IOS no matter the browser base.
- Comment on hows keto working out for you 2 months ago:
So you’re saying that the theory about über und unter mensch is real, but that the über mensch isn’t white and proud but rather blackish and hairy?
- Comment on Would I sound taller if I gave my height as 6'-4"? 3 months ago:
If you go metric you’ll sound even bigger as 172 is bigger than 5.something. But to answer your question, it’ll only work until people meet you as 8”/20 cm is quite the difference and they will notice. Plus you’ll get the added benefit of being untrustworthy because you’ll lie about such a basic and easy verifiable fact.
- Comment on New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state 3 months ago:
But that would target all the people in power.
- Comment on Samsung brings ads to US fridges 3 months ago:
Wifey and I bought a new fridge a year ago and even though I made it VERY clear I didn’t want any “smart” features, he kept trying to sell us that shit instead of the liebherr we were interested in. After twenty minutes or so I looked the seller dead in the eyes and told him he just lost 15000kr ($2000) and a customer. We ended up ordering the fridge through Liebherr directly.
- Comment on snek go beep beep 3 months ago:
Used to be that way, now they’re only obnoxious.
- Comment on Microsoft Word will save your files to the cloud by default 4 months ago:
Can be true? I think you hit the nail on the head. They just aren’t saying it out loud yet.
- Comment on pyramid of power 4 months ago:
Dont cry, you get the plush Chelsea tractor version of it.
- Comment on 4chan will refuse to pay daily UK fines, its lawyer tells BBC 4 months ago:
Your privacy is not as important as childrens safety on the interwebs. What do you think happens if they grow up and see media that isn’t government licensed.
- Comment on 4chan will refuse to pay daily UK fines, its lawyer tells BBC 4 months ago:
Yea, but don’t you see, wee need to protect the kids.
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is Not Selling 4 months ago:
I don’t know, but many did.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Candy can’t speak.
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 5 months ago:
I live in Denmark, a country known for its great worker protection laws, and that is only because of the unions. I pay roughly 1000$ p.a and let me tell you one thing, that is the single greatest money I’ve ever spent. It is sort of a safetynet above the government one plus a lot of other things. Worker protection laws are great, but they won’t happen without your unions fighting for them.
- Comment on Ex-Google CEO: Power Grid Crisis Could Kill AI's Next Big Leap 5 months ago:
Absolutely not, they’ll find a way to blame those darn libruls and their woke heatpumps.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Beau Miles makes some really great videos, he doesn’t make a lot but they’re really high quality and he seems like a good human.
- Comment on [XKCD] Pascal's Law 8 months ago:
It doesn’t take less effort, it is just stretched out over an amount of time necessary for your body to keep up. And yes I know I sound like an pedantic jerk, but I work on hydraulic systems every day and know how they work 😅